derek
@derekcnewman.bsky.social
suffering from im poster syndrome
when i take over the playlist at the function
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
when i take over the playlist at the function
this is how my brain works:
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
this is how my brain works:
just learned this guy existed
August 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
just learned this guy existed
"THIS AIN'T DEEP WATER HORIZON"
August 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"THIS AIN'T DEEP WATER HORIZON"
it's my birthday and my wife refilled my snacklebox with old man candy
August 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
it's my birthday and my wife refilled my snacklebox with old man candy
hey @booker.senate.gov we will remember your complicity too
August 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
hey @booker.senate.gov we will remember your complicity too
relevant for 30 years now
August 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
relevant for 30 years now
again, why would this app think i would like this
July 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
again, why would this app think i would like this
@stoneykeeley.bsky.social
conjoined twins at the wrists
conjoined twins at the wrists
July 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
@stoneykeeley.bsky.social
conjoined twins at the wrists
conjoined twins at the wrists
hey why the fuck would i like this
July 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
hey why the fuck would i like this
nvm we figured it out
June 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
nvm we figured it out
nightmare blunt rotation
June 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
nightmare blunt rotation
