derek
@derekcnewman.bsky.social
suffering from im poster syndrome
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(in the styling of "can't stop" by red hot chili peppers)
CAN'T POOP
MY BUTT IS CONSTIPATED
CAN'T POOP
MY BUTT IS CONSTIPATED
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
(in the styling of "can't stop" by red hot chili peppers)
CAN'T POOP
MY BUTT IS CONSTIPATED
CAN'T POOP
MY BUTT IS CONSTIPATED
when i take over the playlist at the function
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
when i take over the playlist at the function
interesting that there is still a disparity between voting republican true believers and republicans in power as the former clearly want the full complement of theocracy while the latter really only wants to increase their wealth and aren't looking to get involved in anything that doesn't do that
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
interesting that there is still a disparity between voting republican true believers and republicans in power as the former clearly want the full complement of theocracy while the latter really only wants to increase their wealth and aren't looking to get involved in anything that doesn't do that
the entire fucking party needs to be bulldozed. at this point it's doing more damage to people than it's mitigating.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
the entire fucking party needs to be bulldozed. at this point it's doing more damage to people than it's mitigating.
(in the styling of "can't stop" by red hot chili peppers)
CAN'T POOP
MY BUTT IS CONSTIPATED
CAN'T POOP
MY BUTT IS CONSTIPATED
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
(in the styling of "can't stop" by red hot chili peppers)
CAN'T POOP
MY BUTT IS CONSTIPATED
CAN'T POOP
MY BUTT IS CONSTIPATED
chuck schumer eat shit
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
chuck schumer eat shit
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me on the edge of the holler at the house with all the random exotic animals:
BUFFALO???????
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
me on the edge of the holler at the house with all the random exotic animals:
i wish they would outlaw sports betting if only so i didnt have to see twenty thousand ads about it every week
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i wish they would outlaw sports betting if only so i didnt have to see twenty thousand ads about it every week
this is insanely depressing
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
this is insanely depressing
why do they call sylvester stallone sly. that's not how you spell sylvester. man's nickname should be syl.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
why do they call sylvester stallone sly. that's not how you spell sylvester. man's nickname should be syl.
god willing
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
god willing
that boy sleepin
Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
that boy sleepin
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And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
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there is no system in place to protect you from corporations cutting costs and making things unsafe. they just get to do that. and you get to suffer because of it
*US DISMISSES BOEING CRIMINAL CHARGE OVER 737 MAX JET CRASHES
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
there is no system in place to protect you from corporations cutting costs and making things unsafe. they just get to do that. and you get to suffer because of it
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the president is senile and needs everything labelled
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the president is senile and needs everything labelled
you’re welcome
driving up 10 hours to new york to put a few more votes in for mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
you’re welcome
i think mamdani won because his logo's font is really, really good
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i think mamdani won because his logo's font is really, really good
weird to see good political news but today delivered bell to bell, we love to see it
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
weird to see good political news but today delivered bell to bell, we love to see it
this is how my brain works:
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
this is how my brain works:
getting word that dixk chainy was vaxxed??????
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
getting word that dixk chainy was vaxxed??????