derek
@derekcnewman.bsky.social
suffering from im poster syndrome
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Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone.
Trans rights are human rights.
When we gather together, we can make Magic.
Trans rights are human rights.
When we gather together, we can make Magic.
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone.
Trans rights are human rights.
When we gather together, we can make Magic.
Trans rights are human rights.
When we gather together, we can make Magic.
growing up in the south and going to a private christian school, i was inundated with rapture rhetoric that included how at the end times the world would be full of fake christians and i gotta hand it to em they had that part right at least
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
growing up in the south and going to a private christian school, i was inundated with rapture rhetoric that included how at the end times the world would be full of fake christians and i gotta hand it to em they had that part right at least
just heard someone turn on a crt television and it rebooted my entire brain
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 AM
just heard someone turn on a crt television and it rebooted my entire brain
patriots fans, welcome to the hell of mike vrabel rejecting objective reality because he knows better, lmao
HC Mike Vrabel on LT Will Campbell, via Phil Perry:
"Will's 22 years old. He's our left tackle... We're not moving Will to guard or center or tight end or anywhere else."
"Will's 22 years old. He's our left tackle... We're not moving Will to guard or center or tight end or anywhere else."
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
patriots fans, welcome to the hell of mike vrabel rejecting objective reality because he knows better, lmao
george bush killed a million people
A lot of people made fun of Bush dancing with the West African Dance Company—and sure, it's funny—but this was good.
Middle aged white guy unfamiliar with something culturally nonwhite recognizes it's a happy, fun celebration, and welcomes it, participating though awkward.
That was much better.
Middle aged white guy unfamiliar with something culturally nonwhite recognizes it's a happy, fun celebration, and welcomes it, participating though awkward.
That was much better.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a group of flags
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a group of flags
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
george bush killed a million people
the only difference between germany 1942 and america 2026 is that america hasn't started exterminating the prisoners yet (that we know of)
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
the only difference between germany 1942 and america 2026 is that america hasn't started exterminating the prisoners yet (that we know of)
loading up on microplastics until my urine comes out like a playdoh fun factory
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
loading up on microplastics until my urine comes out like a playdoh fun factory
"you know when we were that age, we didn't--"
shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. boomer/gen x/millennial/zoomer, it does not matter, you simply must shut the fuck up.
shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. boomer/gen x/millennial/zoomer, it does not matter, you simply must shut the fuck up.
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
"you know when we were that age, we didn't--"
shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. boomer/gen x/millennial/zoomer, it does not matter, you simply must shut the fuck up.
shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. boomer/gen x/millennial/zoomer, it does not matter, you simply must shut the fuck up.
thought this was an onion article making fun of actual organizations not reacting to the files
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
thought this was an onion article making fun of actual organizations not reacting to the files
happy unsubscribe from hulu live tv/youtube tv day, everybody
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
happy unsubscribe from hulu live tv/youtube tv day, everybody
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Always a pleasure to watch the Patriots lose
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Always a pleasure to watch the Patriots lose
lmao patriots, get owned
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
lmao patriots, get owned
eat shit new england lmao
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
eat shit new england lmao
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call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
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coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam
if you root for the pats, you’re a cop
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
if you root for the pats, you’re a cop
prosecute every billionaire just for being a billionaire, tbh. amassing that much wealth is a crime against society.
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
prosecute every billionaire just for being a billionaire, tbh. amassing that much wealth is a crime against society.
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Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
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at the end of the six months, only one of you will have written a book
I'm going to win.
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
at the end of the six months, only one of you will have written a book
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knoxville: hi, i'm johnny knoxville
gonzo: hi, i'm gonzo
together: welcome to jackass
gonzo: hi, i'm gonzo
together: welcome to jackass
OK, Link had an interesting twist on the standard Muppet prompt:
You can add one Muppet to an otherwise human live-action film. What movie and what Muppet?
You can add one Muppet to an otherwise human live-action film. What movie and what Muppet?
TIRED: Muppet Show with celeb special guest
INSPIRED: Muppet Show Inside The NBA.
INSPIRED: Muppet Show Inside The NBA.
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
knoxville: hi, i'm johnny knoxville
gonzo: hi, i'm gonzo
together: welcome to jackass
gonzo: hi, i'm gonzo
together: welcome to jackass
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
ICE! At The Hy-Vee
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
ICE! At The Hy-Vee
are there still grown men posting about apes nfts, remember those guys lol
February 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
are there still grown men posting about apes nfts, remember those guys lol
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my chemical warfare
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
my chemical warfare