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suffering from im poster syndrome
gotta say, sincerely a big fan of all my favorite sad boy post-hardcore pop-infused bands shoving hot saxophone solos into their new albums these days
January 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
love to see it
Good news for the Titans and franchise QB Cam Ward: Exams revealed an AC Joint sprain in his shoulder. No surgery required, sources say. Best-case scenario heading into the offseason.
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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magical
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
kevin stefanski, come to tennessee

bring jim schwartz with you
BREAKING NEWS

Schefter: Browns fire Kevin Stefanski.
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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another batshit news day, so i sought comfort in hobbies as i often do

here’s a brief tour of my RC club’s airfield—from the air. along with a decent landing.
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Ravens rookie kicker Tyler Loop missed a kick as time expired to give the Steelers the AFC North division crown.

Mike Tirico (who set this up very well) and Cris Collinsworth with the NBC call to cap off an unbelievable finish. 🏈🎙️ #NFL #SNF
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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When I see a team sending in a defensive player on offense for some convoluted gimmick goal line play
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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His teammate high-fiving the ref is sending me lol
The record-breaking sack for Myles Garrett:
January 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
eat shit kirby smart
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
didnt this guy get got on boardwalk empire
The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
hey my kids asleep could everybody shut the fuck up
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
that dude in the little mermaid was a total dumbass, i simply would have kissed the girl
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
stranger things more like green screen things
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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If you have a billion dollars, you literally have enough money to never have to hear any criticism for the rest of your life. Just because they’re all addicted to going online and getting yelled at isn’t my fucking problem.
The perfect Yglesias post: declaring “billionaires are good, actually,” as if it was some bold, counterintuitive take.
December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
john mcclane needs to toss this guy off the top of a stadium
Touchdown Tom dressing like this with one glove makes him look like a hitman
December 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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deadass?
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM