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Derek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 5h

Special session!

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Derek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 5h

The worst part about being Antifa's CFO is this mf always going off about proper stitching in the trench coats.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 8h

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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Derek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 5h

Wall Street: We could make more money if we...
Costco: buried you in a shallow grave?

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Derek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 5h

My favorite, perhaps apocryphal, Jim story is that some Wall Street dude was sweating him about reducing wages was in his office. Jim told him that Costco was now the largest owner of chicken farms in the country which made him an expert in disposing chickenshit and ordered him out.

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 6h

jim and his wife were behind home plate tonight again as usual

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 4d

fun random thing from the first game of mariners-tigers: that was jim sinegal, costco founder and of “if you raise the price of the fucking hot dog i’ll kill you” fame, sitting front row with his family

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Derek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 6h

My theory is that your Seattle archetype is defined by the salmon you root for. I kept waiting for a lurking orca.

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Derek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 7h

Just surprised he wasn’t taken out by snag fishing at the last second.

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Derek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah, I agree. It’s just a joke given the controversy.

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Derek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 7h

Humpy winning.

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Derek Young @derekmyoung.bsky.social · 7h

Sweet dreams, Seattle. Decent chance you're pitching Game 1 of the ALCS. No stress. #GoNers

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 7h

Billy, this is the Seattle Mariners. They just won the ALDS. They’re one of the most undervalued teams in baseball. Their defect is that they don’t sleep.

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Pacific Northwest Seismic Network @pnsn1.bsky.social · 7h

You feel that Seattle?! Check out that Polanco P-Wave! Polanco Game Winning Single, Crawford Scores, MARINERS WIN!! @Mariners are Toronto Bound! @Tmobilepark @FoxSports
#SeisTheMoment #SeizeTheMoment