Derek Pakora
@derekpakora.bsky.social
He/Him, Scottish, a fan of sad songs and funny films
My smart watch congratulated me on being active this morning when all I was doing was putting on deodorant
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
My smart watch congratulated me on being active this morning when all I was doing was putting on deodorant
I don't understand why Tinder insists on showing me people on Passport Mode. Mate, I'm not traveling any further than Falkirk, I'm definitely not planning on meeting someone in Buenos Aires.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I don't understand why Tinder insists on showing me people on Passport Mode. Mate, I'm not traveling any further than Falkirk, I'm definitely not planning on meeting someone in Buenos Aires.
Watched the Red Sonja remake last night. There's a bit where she's being forced eu right in the arena and the joke is that her armour is deliberately revealing and impractical (left), yet when she's actually fighting she's wearing this (right). So the different in practicality is an arm thing.
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Watched the Red Sonja remake last night. There's a bit where she's being forced eu right in the arena and the joke is that her armour is deliberately revealing and impractical (left), yet when she's actually fighting she's wearing this (right). So the different in practicality is an arm thing.
First look at Harris Dickinson as John Lennon in the upcoming Beatles biopic by Sam Mendes
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
First look at Harris Dickinson as John Lennon in the upcoming Beatles biopic by Sam Mendes
Reposted by Derek Pakora
how your email finds me
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
how your email finds me
I can't believe the guy previously sacked for dishonesty would do this
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I can't believe the guy previously sacked for dishonesty would do this
Reposted by Derek Pakora
I read this story last night
About how a
DHS WHISTLEBLOWER
Leaked the doxxing info
Of 4,500 ICE Agents
But the ICE LIST link
Had been scrubbed
So I didn’t post
But BIIIIIIIIITCH
I just checked it again
& IT’s UP
Make ‘em famous
RISE BITCHES
🔥🧱💖🇺🇸
ICE LIST LINK ⤵️⤵️
Let’s fucking go
#Mm
About how a
DHS WHISTLEBLOWER
Leaked the doxxing info
Of 4,500 ICE Agents
But the ICE LIST link
Had been scrubbed
So I didn’t post
But BIIIIIIIIITCH
I just checked it again
& IT’s UP
Make ‘em famous
RISE BITCHES
🔥🧱💖🇺🇸
ICE LIST LINK ⤵️⤵️
Let’s fucking go
#Mm
Personal information of 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol agents leaked online
ICE List website says it was leaked information about federal agents after shooting of Renee Good in Minneapolis
www.independent.co.uk
January 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I read this story last night
About how a
DHS WHISTLEBLOWER
Leaked the doxxing info
Of 4,500 ICE Agents
But the ICE LIST link
Had been scrubbed
So I didn’t post
But BIIIIIIIIITCH
I just checked it again
& IT’s UP
Make ‘em famous
RISE BITCHES
🔥🧱💖🇺🇸
ICE LIST LINK ⤵️⤵️
Let’s fucking go
#Mm
About how a
DHS WHISTLEBLOWER
Leaked the doxxing info
Of 4,500 ICE Agents
But the ICE LIST link
Had been scrubbed
So I didn’t post
But BIIIIIIIIITCH
I just checked it again
& IT’s UP
Make ‘em famous
RISE BITCHES
🔥🧱💖🇺🇸
ICE LIST LINK ⤵️⤵️
Let’s fucking go
#Mm
If only someone had fingered his arse earlier they might have caught it sooner
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 AM
If only someone had fingered his arse earlier they might have caught it sooner
Someone clearly didn't wake up George Michael because although he wasn't planning on it, he still went solo.
June 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Someone clearly didn't wake up George Michael because although he wasn't planning on it, he still went solo.
Just saw a lad walking along the canal with only one leg on his jeans. The other seemed to have been deliberately cut off. Is this a new trend or is it an act of respect for the Pope? Anyway, here's an artists rendition.
#pope
#pope
April 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Just saw a lad walking along the canal with only one leg on his jeans. The other seemed to have been deliberately cut off. Is this a new trend or is it an act of respect for the Pope? Anyway, here's an artists rendition.
#pope
#pope
Get Sexy by the Sugababes is a terrible song. Not only is it a rip off of pre-nutjob Right Said Fred but the grammar is woeful.
January 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Get Sexy by the Sugababes is a terrible song. Not only is it a rip off of pre-nutjob Right Said Fred but the grammar is woeful.
Remember when Sia was awesome?
youtu.be/bprVdL8yYCg?...
youtu.be/bprVdL8yYCg?...
The Girl You Lost
YouTube video by Sia
youtu.be
January 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Remember when Sia was awesome?
youtu.be/bprVdL8yYCg?...
youtu.be/bprVdL8yYCg?...
When people on the Traitors talk about people being murdered you'd be forgiven for thinking they had actually been killed.
Mate, they're getting the train home. Calm yer tits.
Mate, they're getting the train home. Calm yer tits.
January 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When people on the Traitors talk about people being murdered you'd be forgiven for thinking they had actually been killed.
Mate, they're getting the train home. Calm yer tits.
Mate, they're getting the train home. Calm yer tits.
GB News "This woman was jailed for hurty words"
The hurty words:
The hurty words:
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
GB News "This woman was jailed for hurty words"
The hurty words:
The hurty words:
He looks like someone rolled a ball of mozzarella around a barbershop floor.
January 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He looks like someone rolled a ball of mozzarella around a barbershop floor.
Hornbots are out in force today
January 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hornbots are out in force today
I feel like this woman was a totem of my entire childhood.
January 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I feel like this woman was a totem of my entire childhood.
Can't believe the right wing media are manipulating the truth to attack a Labour leader. Who could have predicted this situation?
January 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Can't believe the right wing media are manipulating the truth to attack a Labour leader. Who could have predicted this situation?
Whenever a character has a flashback scene in a movie, shouldn't it always be from the first person perspective?
December 22, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Whenever a character has a flashback scene in a movie, shouldn't it always be from the first person perspective?
