Derek Pakora
@derekpakora.bsky.social
He/Him, Scottish, a fan of sad songs and funny films
Watched the Red Sonja remake last night. There's a bit where she's being forced eu right in the arena and the joke is that her armour is deliberately revealing and impractical (left), yet when she's actually fighting she's wearing this (right). So the different in practicality is an arm thing.
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Watched the Red Sonja remake last night. There's a bit where she's being forced eu right in the arena and the joke is that her armour is deliberately revealing and impractical (left), yet when she's actually fighting she's wearing this (right). So the different in practicality is an arm thing.
First look at Harris Dickinson as John Lennon in the upcoming Beatles biopic by Sam Mendes
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
First look at Harris Dickinson as John Lennon in the upcoming Beatles biopic by Sam Mendes
If only someone had fingered his arse earlier they might have caught it sooner
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 AM
If only someone had fingered his arse earlier they might have caught it sooner
Just saw a lad walking along the canal with only one leg on his jeans. The other seemed to have been deliberately cut off. Is this a new trend or is it an act of respect for the Pope? Anyway, here's an artists rendition.
#pope
#pope
April 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Just saw a lad walking along the canal with only one leg on his jeans. The other seemed to have been deliberately cut off. Is this a new trend or is it an act of respect for the Pope? Anyway, here's an artists rendition.
#pope
#pope
Get Sexy by the Sugababes is a terrible song. Not only is it a rip off of pre-nutjob Right Said Fred but the grammar is woeful.
January 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Get Sexy by the Sugababes is a terrible song. Not only is it a rip off of pre-nutjob Right Said Fred but the grammar is woeful.
GB News "This woman was jailed for hurty words"
The hurty words:
The hurty words:
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
GB News "This woman was jailed for hurty words"
The hurty words:
The hurty words:
He looks like someone rolled a ball of mozzarella around a barbershop floor.
January 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He looks like someone rolled a ball of mozzarella around a barbershop floor.
Hornbots are out in force today
January 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hornbots are out in force today
I feel like this woman was a totem of my entire childhood.
January 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I feel like this woman was a totem of my entire childhood.
"Fugghedabowtitt"
December 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
"Fugghedabowtitt"
Giles Coren having a normal one on Twitter.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Giles Coren having a normal one on Twitter.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
All I said was some guy was being a little bit arrogant.
I remember when Obamacare was being discussed, American pundits tried to create hysteria around the idea that here in the UK we had death panels. Now it turns out they have this guy making insurance decisions.
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...
December 9, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I remember when Obamacare was being discussed, American pundits tried to create hysteria around the idea that here in the UK we had death panels. Now it turns out they have this guy making insurance decisions.
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...
www.forbes.com/sites/shasha...
Nigel opening Christmas cards at work
November 27, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Nigel opening Christmas cards at work
Me trying to cut onions while my girlfriend asks about what kind of pyjamas to buy.
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Me trying to cut onions while my girlfriend asks about what kind of pyjamas to buy.