Derek Pakora
@derekpakora.bsky.social
He/Him, Scottish, a fan of sad songs and funny films
But do we know if duck fat can help prevent skin cancer?
January 18, 2026 at 6:16 PM
But do we know if duck fat can help prevent skin cancer?
I can trim my pubes in meetings whereas before I could only sometimes do that
January 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I can trim my pubes in meetings whereas before I could only sometimes do that
Still, gives the silly old cunt something to do
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Still, gives the silly old cunt something to do
"Answer my question in exactly the way I've framed it, please"
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
"Answer my question in exactly the way I've framed it, please"
I don't care if they've rolled back on these laws, I'm going to continue licking soybeans off the floor
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I don't care if they've rolled back on these laws, I'm going to continue licking soybeans off the floor
Care of Cell 44 is an absolute classic
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Care of Cell 44 is an absolute classic
People have sent them their purple hearts before and he's never felt enough shame to say he can't accept
January 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
People have sent them their purple hearts before and he's never felt enough shame to say he can't accept
Exactly people trying to tell me that my lasagne isn't authentic because instead of lasagne sheets I use chocolate sponge and instead of bechamel I use chocolate sauce
January 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Exactly people trying to tell me that my lasagne isn't authentic because instead of lasagne sheets I use chocolate sponge and instead of bechamel I use chocolate sauce
"Some men will cheer on a young mother being shot in the face and then try to convince us that his wife left him for no reason"
January 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
"Some men will cheer on a young mother being shot in the face and then try to convince us that his wife left him for no reason"
"I believe you're talking about his interview with Reuters last night"
That's a good guess since that's explicitly what he said
That's a good guess since that's explicitly what he said
January 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
"I believe you're talking about his interview with Reuters last night"
That's a good guess since that's explicitly what he said
That's a good guess since that's explicitly what he said
It's always astounded me that Jenrick was ever allowed back in cabinet after taking a kick back to try and dodge taxes for his mates.
Reform pretend to care about that so maybe they should have went with that attack line?
Reform pretend to care about that so maybe they should have went with that attack line?
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It's always astounded me that Jenrick was ever allowed back in cabinet after taking a kick back to try and dodge taxes for his mates.
Reform pretend to care about that so maybe they should have went with that attack line?
Reform pretend to care about that so maybe they should have went with that attack line?
How many ice agents have you killed?
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 AM
How many ice agents have you killed?
I've never understood the principle of getting laid to have anything to do with my politics and I think it's weird to frame it that way.
August 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I've never understood the principle of getting laid to have anything to do with my politics and I think it's weird to frame it that way.
This joke would've killed 30 years ago.
June 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This joke would've killed 30 years ago.