Derek Van Dyke
@derekvandyke.bsky.social
Queer neurodivergent dweeb. That super textured voice on Castle Bravo. Trying my best, despite all odds.
So words just don't mean anything anymore, huh.
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
So words just don't mean anything anymore, huh.
Welp, it's been a good run
January 25, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Welp, it's been a good run
Today's a dogshit day so I made ribs. Did a very Asian-inspired spice rub with a soy/honey/ginger glaze.
January 25, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Today's a dogshit day so I made ribs. Did a very Asian-inspired spice rub with a soy/honey/ginger glaze.
AI is the future
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 PM
AI is the future
Look at this beautiful, tired thembo
January 19, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Look at this beautiful, tired thembo
"YOU GON' FUCK UP THAT CABBAGE?"
January 19, 2026 at 12:23 AM
"YOU GON' FUCK UP THAT CABBAGE?"
It's cold as shit so you know we gotta break out the PIT BULL JAMMIES
January 18, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It's cold as shit so you know we gotta break out the PIT BULL JAMMIES
Add me to the club
January 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Add me to the club
It's a shibi pupi
January 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It's a shibi pupi
Another Jacker joins the cause
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Another Jacker joins the cause
Btw, when I say compact... this thing has a 3070 in it but takes up a significantly smaller footprint than a PS5. Witchcraft, I tell you.
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Btw, when I say compact... this thing has a 3070 in it but takes up a significantly smaller footprint than a PS5. Witchcraft, I tell you.
My New Year's Resolution:
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
My New Year's Resolution:
Step into my office, we need to talk about all the PTO you didn't use this calendar year
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Step into my office, we need to talk about all the PTO you didn't use this calendar year
We snuck one last movie in for the very end of the year, and it's a big one! @dollblood.garden and I were joined by @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social to talk about the absolutely bugfuck insane Godzilla: Final Wars. What the hell did we just watch?
Out now on your pod service of choice!
pca.st/wd23ym6r
Out now on your pod service of choice!
pca.st/wd23ym6r
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We snuck one last movie in for the very end of the year, and it's a big one! @dollblood.garden and I were joined by @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social to talk about the absolutely bugfuck insane Godzilla: Final Wars. What the hell did we just watch?
Out now on your pod service of choice!
pca.st/wd23ym6r
Out now on your pod service of choice!
pca.st/wd23ym6r
Normal things to ask while watching Godzilla
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Normal things to ask while watching Godzilla
Folks
We have achieved soup
We have achieved soup
December 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Folks
We have achieved soup
We have achieved soup
Why is Godzilla: Final Wars like this
I could not fit all of the things I have to say into this post
I could not fit all of the things I have to say into this post
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Why is Godzilla: Final Wars like this
I could not fit all of the things I have to say into this post
I could not fit all of the things I have to say into this post
You know what, you've been good this year
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You know what, you've been good this year
Here, have a custom
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Here, have a custom
Happy holidays from the Lizard Church! Castle Bravo is back in full swing! @dollblood.garden and I are joined by @atmasweapon.com to talk about Godzilla: Tokyo SOS, the only time Mothra and Mechagodzilla have ever shared screen time!
Listen now on your RSS feed or service of choice!
pca.st/164m5brr
Listen now on your RSS feed or service of choice!
pca.st/164m5brr
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Happy holidays from the Lizard Church! Castle Bravo is back in full swing! @dollblood.garden and I are joined by @atmasweapon.com to talk about Godzilla: Tokyo SOS, the only time Mothra and Mechagodzilla have ever shared screen time!
Listen now on your RSS feed or service of choice!
pca.st/164m5brr
Listen now on your RSS feed or service of choice!
pca.st/164m5brr