Derek Van Dyke
@derekvandyke.bsky.social
Queer neurodivergent dweeb. That super textured voice on Castle Bravo. Trying my best, despite all odds.
God's strongest soldier. We salute you.
January 23, 2026 at 12:02 PM
God's strongest soldier. We salute you.
My tinfoil hat is that Jared Leto is something akin to the Diet Jeffrey Epstein of Hollywood
He's gotta have dirt on some folks who have gotten dirty alongside him
He's gotta have dirt on some folks who have gotten dirty alongside him
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 PM
My tinfoil hat is that Jared Leto is something akin to the Diet Jeffrey Epstein of Hollywood
He's gotta have dirt on some folks who have gotten dirty alongside him
He's gotta have dirt on some folks who have gotten dirty alongside him
I liked Travis Knight's previous directing efforts, and though I have no attachment to He-Man this looks like it could be a fun mid blockbuster, but ultimately none of it matters because there's a known predator in a starring role so womp womp
January 22, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I liked Travis Knight's previous directing efforts, and though I have no attachment to He-Man this looks like it could be a fun mid blockbuster, but ultimately none of it matters because there's a known predator in a starring role so womp womp
Just did the Wee-Bey reaction in real life thinking about this obvious solution
a man is holding his hand to his chin and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is holding his hand to his chin and making a funny face .
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January 22, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Just did the Wee-Bey reaction in real life thinking about this obvious solution
I AM rubbed the wrong way by people knowingly flattening the American people into a monolith to make it easier to stomach retaliation.
No.
Look at me in the eyes when you do what you're doing. Know that I could be affected. And then fucking do what you have to do as a nation anyway.
No.
Look at me in the eyes when you do what you're doing. Know that I could be affected. And then fucking do what you have to do as a nation anyway.
January 21, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I AM rubbed the wrong way by people knowingly flattening the American people into a monolith to make it easier to stomach retaliation.
No.
Look at me in the eyes when you do what you're doing. Know that I could be affected. And then fucking do what you have to do as a nation anyway.
No.
Look at me in the eyes when you do what you're doing. Know that I could be affected. And then fucking do what you have to do as a nation anyway.
Like, yeah man, this isn't gonna be fair, but it's also not fair to the people of Venezuela, or Canada, or Greenland, or Mexico, or Cuba, or Colombia. It isn't their fault that our government is on the offensive worldwide.
When nations play, the people suffer. We're just not used to it being us.
When nations play, the people suffer. We're just not used to it being us.
January 21, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Like, yeah man, this isn't gonna be fair, but it's also not fair to the people of Venezuela, or Canada, or Greenland, or Mexico, or Cuba, or Colombia. It isn't their fault that our government is on the offensive worldwide.
When nations play, the people suffer. We're just not used to it being us.
When nations play, the people suffer. We're just not used to it being us.
Seriously, being a lifelong X-Men fan in every medium and then reading this was like... mind-blowing. What happened if we started a massive story arc off with the X-Men winning for good while also promising that their extinction is a universal constant? It leaves you with such a high, man.
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Seriously, being a lifelong X-Men fan in every medium and then reading this was like... mind-blowing. What happened if we started a massive story arc off with the X-Men winning for good while also promising that their extinction is a universal constant? It leaves you with such a high, man.
Is there any secular holiday more widely celebrated across the world than independence from the British?
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Is there any secular holiday more widely celebrated across the world than independence from the British?