DBYates
@derrickyates.bsky.social
I don't know where I'm going.
I just want to be left alone.
I just want to be left alone.
You may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful house."
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful wife"
"This is not my beautiful house."
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful wife"
June 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful house."
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful wife"
"This is not my beautiful house."
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful wife"
I imagine being married to me is an endless joy.
April 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I imagine being married to me is an endless joy.
My face for the past decade. And probably the next one too.
March 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My face for the past decade. And probably the next one too.
If you're this vociferous in your warning yet refuse to tell me WHY, I'm left with only one recourse to satisfy my curiosity.
January 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If you're this vociferous in your warning yet refuse to tell me WHY, I'm left with only one recourse to satisfy my curiosity.
Perfect evening for porch reading
January 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Perfect evening for porch reading
Giving real Contra 3 vibes
December 31, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Giving real Contra 3 vibes
When a humanities major tries to plan a project.
December 30, 2024 at 11:40 PM
When a humanities major tries to plan a project.
If only there was a way to conveniently express both my festive holiday spirit AND my massive vore fetish
December 17, 2024 at 4:39 AM
If only there was a way to conveniently express both my festive holiday spirit AND my massive vore fetish
During the Satanic Panic, I was incredibly lucky to have a mother who didn't give me (too much) shit over my nerdy habits.
December 16, 2024 at 10:37 PM
During the Satanic Panic, I was incredibly lucky to have a mother who didn't give me (too much) shit over my nerdy habits.
An early Overwatch Mercy main playing Rivals and assuming healers might have gotten on ounce more respect in 8 years.
December 13, 2024 at 8:39 PM
An early Overwatch Mercy main playing Rivals and assuming healers might have gotten on ounce more respect in 8 years.
When you know you look good and can't be seen as bragging, that's where bluesky comes in.
December 11, 2024 at 8:02 PM
When you know you look good and can't be seen as bragging, that's where bluesky comes in.
None of these strike me as characters with perfectionism as a fatal flaw. Who am I obviously overlooking?
November 25, 2024 at 11:12 PM
None of these strike me as characters with perfectionism as a fatal flaw. Who am I obviously overlooking?
If only there'd been some kinda warning that rich people turning houses into hotels only ends in misery for everyone.
November 24, 2024 at 1:58 PM
If only there'd been some kinda warning that rich people turning houses into hotels only ends in misery for everyone.
My brain choosing a pic to post: "it's ok to post shitty art here. You can't compare your weird self-inked pencils to professional artists."
My brain right before I hit post:. "Jack Kirby only had a number 2 Ticonderoga, a Bic, and a stack of Bristol board."
My brain right before I hit post:. "Jack Kirby only had a number 2 Ticonderoga, a Bic, and a stack of Bristol board."
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 AM
My brain choosing a pic to post: "it's ok to post shitty art here. You can't compare your weird self-inked pencils to professional artists."
My brain right before I hit post:. "Jack Kirby only had a number 2 Ticonderoga, a Bic, and a stack of Bristol board."
My brain right before I hit post:. "Jack Kirby only had a number 2 Ticonderoga, a Bic, and a stack of Bristol board."
Happy I grew up with food shows that actually taught me how to cook.
November 18, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Happy I grew up with food shows that actually taught me how to cook.
I was aiming for "Eccentrically Extra," and landed at "High Plains Hipster."
November 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I was aiming for "Eccentrically Extra," and landed at "High Plains Hipster."