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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Jun 21

You may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful house."
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful wife"

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · May 21

My wife: We have to pack super light for this trip! Should I take the blender or the food processor?

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Kenneth Hite @kennethhite.bsky.social · May 16

New KEN AND ROBIN TALK ABOUT STUFF podcast episode drops, feat. showing mercy, forger-murderer Mark Hofmann, the stuffed shirt, and getting gochugaru into Korea without an invasion! www.kenandrobintalkaboutstuff.com/index.php/ep...

Episode 649: I Should Join Your Undead Throng « Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff

www.kenandrobintalkaboutstuff.com

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · May 16

Please sign my move-dot-org petition to make a "government paperwork green" Crayola crayon.

DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · May 12

If we made it a law that no person in a company could make more than 3 times the yearly salary of its lowest-paid employee, we'd never have to worry about upping the minimum wage again.

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𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔖𝔦𝔯𝔦 𝔇𝔞𝔥𝔩🧛🏻‍♀️ @siridahl.com · May 4

Within a year we’re going to have full-on AI worship cults like the Quen tribe in Horizon Forbidden West

Batman or halo @milesklee.bsky.social · May 4

“The whole thing feels like Black Mirror.”

“He would listen to the bot over me.”

“It gave my husband the title of ‘spark bearer’ because he brought it to life.”

Relationships are being destroyed thanks to spiritual mania, supernatural delusions, and arcane prophecy — all fueled by AI chatbots:

People Are Losing Loved Ones to AI-Fueled Spiritual Fantasies

Marriages and families are falling apart as people are sucked into fantasy worlds of spiritual prophecy by AI tools like OpenAI's ChatGPT

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Apr 27

I imagine being married to me is an endless joy.

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Apr 27

The Fourth Amendment says they can't. The Second says they shouldn't.

DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Mar 25

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Mar 23

Fighting Illini? That's the best you could come up with? Illinois should lose accreditation.

DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Mar 21

Nearly crying after you casually tell your dad you love him after a phone call is totally normal, right?

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Mar 11

I'll briefly entertain arguments for Bowie.

DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Mar 11

Meatloaf is the ultimate Musical Theater Nerd rockstar.
Miss me with your Freddie Mercury BS.

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Mar 11

"Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours" is a killer lyric that absolutely does not get its due respect.

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Retro Blast 🎃 @retroblastpod.com · Mar 10

Chrono Trigger is one of those games that I feel like is legitimately one of the greatest of all time to the point where it can't really even be debated.

It's just that damn good.

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Mar 6

Furk trump

DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Mar 6

My face for the past decade. And probably the next one too.

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Mar 4

When everyone in my life is making excuses for shitty insurance companies

a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills

ALT: a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills

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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · Mar 3

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Mar 3

If we can fire every federal civil servant with neither cause nor notice, we can do the same to health insurance company employees

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Feb 17

I prefer writing with a pen, but I'd rather use a pencil to Write.

As an aspiring author, if this sentence makes sense to anyone who's been published, please let me know I'm not out of my mind

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · Feb 5

I would like our media to become permanently hyperfixated on Marco Rubio’s recent negotiations to put immigrants and US citizens in El Salvadorian prisons.

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DBYates @derrickyates.bsky.social · Feb 5

Dear autocorrect: no one in history has ever used the phrase "chickens hit." Get your act together.

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