DBYates
@derrickyates.bsky.social
I don't know where I'm going.
I just want to be left alone.
I just want to be left alone.
You may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful house."
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful wife"
"This is not my beautiful house."
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful wife"
June 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful house."
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful wife"
"This is not my beautiful house."
And you may tell yourself
"This is not my beautiful wife"
My wife: We have to pack super light for this trip! Should I take the blender or the food processor?
May 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My wife: We have to pack super light for this trip! Should I take the blender or the food processor?
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New KEN AND ROBIN TALK ABOUT STUFF podcast episode drops, feat. showing mercy, forger-murderer Mark Hofmann, the stuffed shirt, and getting gochugaru into Korea without an invasion! www.kenandrobintalkaboutstuff.com/index.php/ep...
Episode 649: I Should Join Your Undead Throng « Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff
www.kenandrobintalkaboutstuff.com
May 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
New KEN AND ROBIN TALK ABOUT STUFF podcast episode drops, feat. showing mercy, forger-murderer Mark Hofmann, the stuffed shirt, and getting gochugaru into Korea without an invasion! www.kenandrobintalkaboutstuff.com/index.php/ep...
Please sign my move-dot-org petition to make a "government paperwork green" Crayola crayon.
May 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Please sign my move-dot-org petition to make a "government paperwork green" Crayola crayon.
If we made it a law that no person in a company could make more than 3 times the yearly salary of its lowest-paid employee, we'd never have to worry about upping the minimum wage again.
May 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If we made it a law that no person in a company could make more than 3 times the yearly salary of its lowest-paid employee, we'd never have to worry about upping the minimum wage again.
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Within a year we’re going to have full-on AI worship cults like the Quen tribe in Horizon Forbidden West
“The whole thing feels like Black Mirror.”
“He would listen to the bot over me.”
“It gave my husband the title of ‘spark bearer’ because he brought it to life.”
Relationships are being destroyed thanks to spiritual mania, supernatural delusions, and arcane prophecy — all fueled by AI chatbots:
“He would listen to the bot over me.”
“It gave my husband the title of ‘spark bearer’ because he brought it to life.”
Relationships are being destroyed thanks to spiritual mania, supernatural delusions, and arcane prophecy — all fueled by AI chatbots:
People Are Losing Loved Ones to AI-Fueled Spiritual Fantasies
Marriages and families are falling apart as people are sucked into fantasy worlds of spiritual prophecy by AI tools like OpenAI's ChatGPT
www.rollingstone.com
May 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Within a year we’re going to have full-on AI worship cults like the Quen tribe in Horizon Forbidden West
I imagine being married to me is an endless joy.
April 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I imagine being married to me is an endless joy.
The Fourth Amendment says they can't. The Second says they shouldn't.
April 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Fourth Amendment says they can't. The Second says they shouldn't.
Fighting Illini? That's the best you could come up with? Illinois should lose accreditation.
March 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Fighting Illini? That's the best you could come up with? Illinois should lose accreditation.
Nearly crying after you casually tell your dad you love him after a phone call is totally normal, right?
March 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Nearly crying after you casually tell your dad you love him after a phone call is totally normal, right?
Meatloaf is the ultimate Musical Theater Nerd rockstar.
Miss me with your Freddie Mercury BS.
Miss me with your Freddie Mercury BS.
March 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Meatloaf is the ultimate Musical Theater Nerd rockstar.
Miss me with your Freddie Mercury BS.
Miss me with your Freddie Mercury BS.
"Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours" is a killer lyric that absolutely does not get its due respect.
March 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours" is a killer lyric that absolutely does not get its due respect.
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Chrono Trigger is one of those games that I feel like is legitimately one of the greatest of all time to the point where it can't really even be debated.
It's just that damn good.
It's just that damn good.
March 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Chrono Trigger is one of those games that I feel like is legitimately one of the greatest of all time to the point where it can't really even be debated.
It's just that damn good.
It's just that damn good.
My face for the past decade. And probably the next one too.
March 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My face for the past decade. And probably the next one too.
When everyone in my life is making excuses for shitty insurance companies
a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills
ALT: a man with white hair is saying i feel like i 'm taking crazy pills
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
When everyone in my life is making excuses for shitty insurance companies
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If we can fire every federal civil servant with neither cause nor notice, we can do the same to health insurance company employees
March 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If we can fire every federal civil servant with neither cause nor notice, we can do the same to health insurance company employees
I prefer writing with a pen, but I'd rather use a pencil to Write.
As an aspiring author, if this sentence makes sense to anyone who's been published, please let me know I'm not out of my mind
As an aspiring author, if this sentence makes sense to anyone who's been published, please let me know I'm not out of my mind
February 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I prefer writing with a pen, but I'd rather use a pencil to Write.
As an aspiring author, if this sentence makes sense to anyone who's been published, please let me know I'm not out of my mind
As an aspiring author, if this sentence makes sense to anyone who's been published, please let me know I'm not out of my mind
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I would like our media to become permanently hyperfixated on Marco Rubio’s recent negotiations to put immigrants and US citizens in El Salvadorian prisons.
February 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I would like our media to become permanently hyperfixated on Marco Rubio’s recent negotiations to put immigrants and US citizens in El Salvadorian prisons.
Dear autocorrect: no one in history has ever used the phrase "chickens hit." Get your act together.
February 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Dear autocorrect: no one in history has ever used the phrase "chickens hit." Get your act together.
If you're this vociferous in your warning yet refuse to tell me WHY, I'm left with only one recourse to satisfy my curiosity.
January 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If you're this vociferous in your warning yet refuse to tell me WHY, I'm left with only one recourse to satisfy my curiosity.