John Hammond’s Big Festive Naturals 🎄👀💦
@describeaugust.bsky.social
Auggy/Davin ☀︎ 29 ☀︎ They/he ☀︎ Midwestern cryptid ☀︎ Furry menace ☀︎ Nature nerd ☀︎ Fantasy/Sci-Fi dweeb ☀︎ Dragon kisser extraordinaire ☀︎ OC appreciator
🖼️: Schlimaz
Banner: Thedinosaurmann
🔞Frequently NSFW🔞
🚫NO AI/NO NFT/NO BIGOTS🚫
🖼️: Schlimaz
Banner: Thedinosaurmann
🔞Frequently NSFW🔞
🚫NO AI/NO NFT/NO BIGOTS🚫
Included all of my favorite songs in the last two here of the year 💖
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Included all of my favorite songs in the last two here of the year 💖
Like I said, all over the place. I use music a lot to make different art pieces to, so the genres are everywhere 💀
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Like I said, all over the place. I use music a lot to make different art pieces to, so the genres are everywhere 💀
My Tidal Rewind!!!
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My Tidal Rewind!!!
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
Specifically got me one of these.
Hate that I'm too short to reach the bottom, but the doors on the back make it accessible, so I can't complain too much!
Hate that I'm too short to reach the bottom, but the doors on the back make it accessible, so I can't complain too much!
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Specifically got me one of these.
Hate that I'm too short to reach the bottom, but the doors on the back make it accessible, so I can't complain too much!
Hate that I'm too short to reach the bottom, but the doors on the back make it accessible, so I can't complain too much!
The collection on Gertie GROWS 🙂↕️
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The collection on Gertie GROWS 🙂↕️
If you see this, post a cat!!!
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If you see this, post a cat!!!
My new STICKER HAUL AWW YEAH!!!!
Bitches love stickers. I'm bitches.
All from @/curlworks.net and @/campmustelid.bsky.social!
Bitches love stickers. I'm bitches.
All from @/curlworks.net and @/campmustelid.bsky.social!
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My new STICKER HAUL AWW YEAH!!!!
Bitches love stickers. I'm bitches.
All from @/curlworks.net and @/campmustelid.bsky.social!
Bitches love stickers. I'm bitches.
All from @/curlworks.net and @/campmustelid.bsky.social!
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Borderline traumatized at work tonight by people trying to FUCK IN A STAIRWELL AGAINST AN ELEVATOR DOOR
MY EEEEEEYES 😭
MY EEEEEEYES 😭
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Borderline traumatized at work tonight by people trying to FUCK IN A STAIRWELL AGAINST AN ELEVATOR DOOR
MY EEEEEEYES 😭
MY EEEEEEYES 😭
I watched this little gremlin bury herself into the blanket before emerging on her back like this and taking a nap.
Now she is furiously purring at me and kneading the air
ACK
Now she is furiously purring at me and kneading the air
ACK
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I watched this little gremlin bury herself into the blanket before emerging on her back like this and taking a nap.
Now she is furiously purring at me and kneading the air
ACK
Now she is furiously purring at me and kneading the air
ACK
I fucking hate it here
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I fucking hate it here
It was nice knowin' y'all. Bout to be buried alive by 13 inches of snow :(
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It was nice knowin' y'all. Bout to be buried alive by 13 inches of snow :(
Love my little desk friends :3
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Love my little desk friends :3
Finally cleaned my desk up a bit and hung up a couple wall scrolls I got a week ago (scrolls from @/acorviart.bsky.social)!
Also have some tapestries (same artist) I'm hanging up as well, but those are gonna go next to my bed :3
Also have some tapestries (same artist) I'm hanging up as well, but those are gonna go next to my bed :3
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Finally cleaned my desk up a bit and hung up a couple wall scrolls I got a week ago (scrolls from @/acorviart.bsky.social)!
Also have some tapestries (same artist) I'm hanging up as well, but those are gonna go next to my bed :3
Also have some tapestries (same artist) I'm hanging up as well, but those are gonna go next to my bed :3
More photos from my trip so many years ago because I'm MISSING IT
WANNA GO BACK!!
WANNA GO BACK!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
More photos from my trip so many years ago because I'm MISSING IT
WANNA GO BACK!!
WANNA GO BACK!!
Now, if you ask about plants and trees, I have seen and interacted with a TON more species. I've had the joy of interacting with giant cedars, Douglas pines, ponderosas and larches.
Also, rarer species around me, like ghost pipe 💖
Also, rarer species around me, like ghost pipe 💖
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Now, if you ask about plants and trees, I have seen and interacted with a TON more species. I've had the joy of interacting with giant cedars, Douglas pines, ponderosas and larches.
Also, rarer species around me, like ghost pipe 💖
Also, rarer species around me, like ghost pipe 💖
Just a shift this morning and I get a four day weekend HELL YEAH!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just a shift this morning and I get a four day weekend HELL YEAH!!!!!!
Hope my besties know I use any art you give me in my rotating art wallpapers on my phone 🥹💖
Pieces featured by @latigresa.bsky.social, @feelingchimpy.bsky.social, @arkaussie.bsky.social, and @nymbusu.bsky.social in order!
Pieces featured by @latigresa.bsky.social, @feelingchimpy.bsky.social, @arkaussie.bsky.social, and @nymbusu.bsky.social in order!
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hope my besties know I use any art you give me in my rotating art wallpapers on my phone 🥹💖
Pieces featured by @latigresa.bsky.social, @feelingchimpy.bsky.social, @arkaussie.bsky.social, and @nymbusu.bsky.social in order!
Pieces featured by @latigresa.bsky.social, @feelingchimpy.bsky.social, @arkaussie.bsky.social, and @nymbusu.bsky.social in order!
As much as I could show of his mouth. You can see just how jumbled and mangled his canines are. His gums in the back are so swollen and he's so hard to handle alone I couldn't get a good view though :(
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
As much as I could show of his mouth. You can see just how jumbled and mangled his canines are. His gums in the back are so swollen and he's so hard to handle alone I couldn't get a good view though :(
