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John Hammond’s Big Festive Naturals 🎄👀💦
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Auggy/Davin ☀︎ 29 ☀︎ They/he ☀︎ Midwestern cryptid ☀︎ Furry menace ☀︎ Nature nerd ☀︎ Fantasy/Sci-Fi dweeb ☀︎ Dragon kisser extraordinaire ☀︎ OC appreciator

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Banner: Thedinosaurmann

🔞Frequently NSFW🔞
🚫NO AI/NO NFT/NO BIGOTS🚫
Included all of my favorite songs in the last two here of the year 💖
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Like I said, all over the place. I use music a lot to make different art pieces to, so the genres are everywhere 💀
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My Tidal Rewind!!!

I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!

My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Specifically got me one of these.

Hate that I'm too short to reach the bottom, but the doors on the back make it accessible, so I can't complain too much!
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The collection on Gertie GROWS 🙂‍↕️
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If you see this, post a cat!!!
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My new STICKER HAUL AWW YEAH!!!!
Bitches love stickers. I'm bitches.

All from @/curlworks.net and @/campmustelid.bsky.social!
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Omgggg I'm in LOVE

Thank you @campmustelid.bsky.social 💖
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Borderline traumatized at work tonight by people trying to FUCK IN A STAIRWELL AGAINST AN ELEVATOR DOOR

MY EEEEEEYES 😭
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I watched this little gremlin bury herself into the blanket before emerging on her back like this and taking a nap.

Now she is furiously purring at me and kneading the air

ACK
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh my APAKJFJSLAJSJFJSKAJFB 👹😭💖
#cat
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
She's ENORMOUS BTW (4.5 ft long)! Full plastic skeleton to pose!

Caleb, my massive 13lb 🅱️orange püss for scale. I'm love her 🥹😭💖
#pokemon #cat
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
She's... judging me... 😡👀
#pokemon
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I fucking hate it here
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It was nice knowin' y'all. Bout to be buried alive by 13 inches of snow :(
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Love my little desk friends :3
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Finally cleaned my desk up a bit and hung up a couple wall scrolls I got a week ago (scrolls from @/acorviart.bsky.social)!

Also have some tapestries (same artist) I'm hanging up as well, but those are gonna go next to my bed :3
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
More photos from my trip so many years ago because I'm MISSING IT

WANNA GO BACK!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Now, if you ask about plants and trees, I have seen and interacted with a TON more species. I've had the joy of interacting with giant cedars, Douglas pines, ponderosas and larches.

Also, rarer species around me, like ghost pipe 💖
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Just a shift this morning and I get a four day weekend HELL YEAH!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The gas filled culprit after my couple hour power nap >:0👉
#cat
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hope my besties know I use any art you give me in my rotating art wallpapers on my phone 🥹💖

Pieces featured by @latigresa.bsky.social, @feelingchimpy.bsky.social, @arkaussie.bsky.social, and @nymbusu.bsky.social in order!
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I feel so undeserving of this sweet little angel. She always knows when I need some comfort 🥺😭💖
#cat #kitty #tortie
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
As much as I could show of his mouth. You can see just how jumbled and mangled his canines are. His gums in the back are so swollen and he's so hard to handle alone I couldn't get a good view though :(
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Some Caleb tax to lighten my mood a bit

Just not having a good time rn. Life needs to chill for a couple seconds please.

#cat
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM