John Hammond’s Big Festive Naturals 🎄👀💦
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Auggy/Davin ☀︎ 29 ☀︎ They/he ☀︎ Midwestern cryptid ☀︎ Furry menace ☀︎ Nature nerd ☀︎ Fantasy/Sci-Fi dweeb ☀︎ Dragon kisser extraordinaire ☀︎ OC appreciator
🖼️: Schlimaz
Banner: Thedinosaurmann
🔞Frequently NSFW🔞
🚫NO AI/NO NFT/NO BIGOTS🚫
🖼️: Schlimaz
Banner: Thedinosaurmann
🔞Frequently NSFW🔞
🚫NO AI/NO NFT/NO BIGOTS🚫
My Tidal Rewind!!!
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My Tidal Rewind!!!
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
Omg TIDAL DOES A REWIND NOW TOO
FUCK U SPOTIFY! I CAN JOIN IN AGAIN NYEHEHEH
FUCK U SPOTIFY! I CAN JOIN IN AGAIN NYEHEHEH
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Omg TIDAL DOES A REWIND NOW TOO
FUCK U SPOTIFY! I CAN JOIN IN AGAIN NYEHEHEH
FUCK U SPOTIFY! I CAN JOIN IN AGAIN NYEHEHEH
The collection on Gertie GROWS 🙂↕️
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The collection on Gertie GROWS 🙂↕️
Fun having two separate people stop you WHILE YOU'RE ACTIVELY MOVING HEAVY TABLES to ask to open doors for an event.
Oh my sweet mother of FUCK people get on my nerves here
Oh my sweet mother of FUCK people get on my nerves here
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Fun having two separate people stop you WHILE YOU'RE ACTIVELY MOVING HEAVY TABLES to ask to open doors for an event.
Oh my sweet mother of FUCK people get on my nerves here
Oh my sweet mother of FUCK people get on my nerves here
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cw weed, drug use
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
cw weed, drug use
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A Druga pearl diver shows off her latest find to her local Rista.
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
A Druga pearl diver shows off her latest find to her local Rista.
If you see this, post a cat!!!
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If you see this, post a cat!!!
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December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My new STICKER HAUL AWW YEAH!!!!
Bitches love stickers. I'm bitches.
All from @/curlworks.net and @/campmustelid.bsky.social!
Bitches love stickers. I'm bitches.
All from @/curlworks.net and @/campmustelid.bsky.social!
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My new STICKER HAUL AWW YEAH!!!!
Bitches love stickers. I'm bitches.
All from @/curlworks.net and @/campmustelid.bsky.social!
Bitches love stickers. I'm bitches.
All from @/curlworks.net and @/campmustelid.bsky.social!
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Reach for what you need
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reach for what you need
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
On another note, ME FACE BEGINNING TO SLIM DOWN AGAIN
ITS ONLY BEEN ALMOST TWO MONTHS SINCE I STARTED T AGAIN THIS IS SO EXCITING
ITS ONLY BEEN ALMOST TWO MONTHS SINCE I STARTED T AGAIN THIS IS SO EXCITING
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
On another note, ME FACE BEGINNING TO SLIM DOWN AGAIN
ITS ONLY BEEN ALMOST TWO MONTHS SINCE I STARTED T AGAIN THIS IS SO EXCITING
ITS ONLY BEEN ALMOST TWO MONTHS SINCE I STARTED T AGAIN THIS IS SO EXCITING
Borderline traumatized at work tonight by people trying to FUCK IN A STAIRWELL AGAINST AN ELEVATOR DOOR
MY EEEEEEYES 😭
MY EEEEEEYES 😭
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Borderline traumatized at work tonight by people trying to FUCK IN A STAIRWELL AGAINST AN ELEVATOR DOOR
MY EEEEEEYES 😭
MY EEEEEEYES 😭
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Vent doodle from awhile ago, but still painfully relevant.
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Vent doodle from awhile ago, but still painfully relevant.
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no one talks about how difficult it is to fix your bed when you have 5 million plushies and half a million pillows
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
no one talks about how difficult it is to fix your bed when you have 5 million plushies and half a million pillows
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"oh no, what if I ran off to the middle of the woods to read my silly romances and ended up being seduced by a nymph?" 🫣🍃
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"oh no, what if I ran off to the middle of the woods to read my silly romances and ended up being seduced by a nymph?" 🫣🍃
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