Heineken Skywalker
@devilofdallas.bsky.social
Fallen One
Chosen One
Old Scratch (I rather like that one)
Aggie
Dog/cat Dad
Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway.
Shitposting for secularism and democracy.
Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom.
“I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
Chosen One
Old Scratch (I rather like that one)
Aggie
Dog/cat Dad
Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway.
Shitposting for secularism and democracy.
Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom.
“I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
Venezuela oil has. Oil me. Oil needing a lot now. Oil me now.
a man is sitting on the sidewalk talking to a woman and asking what is this word " spa " .
ALT: a man is sitting on the sidewalk talking to a woman and asking what is this word " spa " .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Venezuela oil has. Oil me. Oil needing a lot now. Oil me now.
Trump starting to look & sound like that dictator guy from the new Superman movie; a drunk, slurring version. "Dominance". This is the most whiny bitch speech I've ever heard follow up a major military action. Dude isn't even prepared he's just reading from papers he clearly hasn't pre-read.
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Trump starting to look & sound like that dictator guy from the new Superman movie; a drunk, slurring version. "Dominance". This is the most whiny bitch speech I've ever heard follow up a major military action. Dude isn't even prepared he's just reading from papers he clearly hasn't pre-read.
Where are all the old Tea Party and Ron Paul Republicans bitching about regime change without approval from congress?
Seems like it's all Democrats that are pissed off.
P.S. I don't care if Maduro lives or dies, I'm just concerned about blowback and cost-benefit analyses.
Seems like it's all Democrats that are pissed off.
P.S. I don't care if Maduro lives or dies, I'm just concerned about blowback and cost-benefit analyses.
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Where are all the old Tea Party and Ron Paul Republicans bitching about regime change without approval from congress?
Seems like it's all Democrats that are pissed off.
P.S. I don't care if Maduro lives or dies, I'm just concerned about blowback and cost-benefit analyses.
Seems like it's all Democrats that are pissed off.
P.S. I don't care if Maduro lives or dies, I'm just concerned about blowback and cost-benefit analyses.
They knew exactly what they were doing
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
They knew exactly what they were doing
Where's the lie?
December 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Where's the lie?
Mama said not to, I did it anyway, misbehavin!
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Mama said not to, I did it anyway, misbehavin!
Happy Christmas to the rest.
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Happy Christmas to the rest.
Happy Christmas to about half the planet as of now. More happy soon!
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Happy Christmas to about half the planet as of now. More happy soon!
When has @jd-vance-1.bsky.social ever had to apologize for anything other than being a neckbeard poser?
His statement is a bigger lie than his marriage.
His statement is a bigger lie than his marriage.
December 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When has @jd-vance-1.bsky.social ever had to apologize for anything other than being a neckbeard poser?
His statement is a bigger lie than his marriage.
His statement is a bigger lie than his marriage.
Chag Sameach!
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Chag Sameach!
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Charlie Kirk was a bigot asshole. Apparently it's some unwritten rule now that you have to state the obvious when also stating that other obvious fact. The obvious being Charlie Kirk shouldn't have been murdered. A pox on ALL these people's houses. This is who they are.
1. “F*ck you Ben Shapiro and the midget horse you rode in on.”
Candace Owens, responding to Ben Shapiro’s speech at Turning Point USA, mainlines unquestionable Neo-Nazi propaganda, including dangerous Talmudic conspiracies.
Candace Owens, responding to Ben Shapiro’s speech at Turning Point USA, mainlines unquestionable Neo-Nazi propaganda, including dangerous Talmudic conspiracies.
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Charlie Kirk was a bigot asshole. Apparently it's some unwritten rule now that you have to state the obvious when also stating that other obvious fact. The obvious being Charlie Kirk shouldn't have been murdered. A pox on ALL these people's houses. This is who they are.
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Stephen Miller is 4 years older than me, has had a vastly easier life, and looks old enough to be my Dad. My Dad, who has had a much harder life than me, is 69, has been to war, been shot, been a day laborer and a factory worker, and looks younger and healthier than Miller. Racism ages you, and...
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Stephen Miller is 4 years older than me, has had a vastly easier life, and looks old enough to be my Dad. My Dad, who has had a much harder life than me, is 69, has been to war, been shot, been a day laborer and a factory worker, and looks younger and healthier than Miller. Racism ages you, and...
@vanityfair.com Karoline Leavitt be like
TFS Abridged DragonBall: So this is what lips feel like
YouTube video by Denis Kozlowski
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
@vanityfair.com Karoline Leavitt be like
lol Bondingo is out
December 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
lol Bondingo is out
Give ALL of the captured Russian blood money to Ukraine. ALL OF IT. Fuck Putin. The aggressor doesn't dictate the terms.
What's he gonna do? Threaten the country who can glass floor Moscow in half an hour with a hypersonic projectile he can't defend against because he can't see it coming?
What's he gonna do? Threaten the country who can glass floor Moscow in half an hour with a hypersonic projectile he can't defend against because he can't see it coming?
December 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Give ALL of the captured Russian blood money to Ukraine. ALL OF IT. Fuck Putin. The aggressor doesn't dictate the terms.
What's he gonna do? Threaten the country who can glass floor Moscow in half an hour with a hypersonic projectile he can't defend against because he can't see it coming?
What's he gonna do? Threaten the country who can glass floor Moscow in half an hour with a hypersonic projectile he can't defend against because he can't see it coming?
Look, to this day I still get a chuckle out of the South Park version of Rob Reiner. But the dude made The Princess Bride--with a really heartwarming production story about him mildly trolling but then comforting Cary Elwes who broke his foot because Andre the Giant dared him to ride his ATV...
Trump’s post on Rob Reiner sparks outrage from lawmakers and celebrities
President’s statement blaming acclaimed director’s death on his dislike of him described as ‘disgusting’ and ‘vile’
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Look, to this day I still get a chuckle out of the South Park version of Rob Reiner. But the dude made The Princess Bride--with a really heartwarming production story about him mildly trolling but then comforting Cary Elwes who broke his foot because Andre the Giant dared him to ride his ATV...
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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Leatherface Rob is a bioterrorist, so is Andrew Wakefield. I've wanted Seal Team Six to do to Wakefield what they did to Bin Laden for years. Either that or capture him and put him in ADMAX with El Chapo and Zaccarias Moussaoui. This all started with his "study" that was all made up data...
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Leatherface Rob is a bioterrorist, so is Andrew Wakefield. I've wanted Seal Team Six to do to Wakefield what they did to Bin Laden for years. Either that or capture him and put him in ADMAX with El Chapo and Zaccarias Moussaoui. This all started with his "study" that was all made up data...
If SCOTUS repeals or undercuts US v Wong Kim Ark it will be an even more corrupt, stupid, and destructive to American freedom and power than the Dobbs decision was.
It's the type of shit that should get their robes replaced by an orange jumpsuit and their mansions replaced by a cell in ADMAX.
It's the type of shit that should get their robes replaced by an orange jumpsuit and their mansions replaced by a cell in ADMAX.
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If SCOTUS repeals or undercuts US v Wong Kim Ark it will be an even more corrupt, stupid, and destructive to American freedom and power than the Dobbs decision was.
It's the type of shit that should get their robes replaced by an orange jumpsuit and their mansions replaced by a cell in ADMAX.
It's the type of shit that should get their robes replaced by an orange jumpsuit and their mansions replaced by a cell in ADMAX.
White House could have been redecorated by the Queer Eye guys and be straighter than this Liberace Bukkake. Scott Bessent definitely had input. But also can we like, call them once this is over for some ideas on how to fix it?
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
White House could have been redecorated by the Queer Eye guys and be straighter than this Liberace Bukkake. Scott Bessent definitely had input. But also can we like, call them once this is over for some ideas on how to fix it?
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social momma was so fat she used to get her nails done at Sherwin-Williams.
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social momma was so fat she used to get her nails done at Sherwin-Williams.
Trump’s momma is so fat, she went to his casino buffets and that’s why they went bankrupt.
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Trump’s momma is so fat, she went to his casino buffets and that’s why they went bankrupt.
Is Roy Cohn Bubba?
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Is Roy Cohn Bubba?