Countries we were already in don't count.

Might as well. Washington Post always discloses that Jeff Bezos is an owner in Amazon related articles.

Anyone ever asks why this lady is a white supremacist but tries to look Afro-Latina?

In South Korea he'd already be under the jail.

I’m better looking than Kegsbreath

He seems completely uninvested in the subject matter. This isn't like when Reagan, Bush 41, Bush 43 or Obama addressed the nation on life or death shit like this, it's just sad.

Boy that's gonna take years, hundreds of billions, and probably guerrillas attacking the midstream like they would in Africa

My plan: China gets all of Russia starting 200 miles West of Moscow, and also Saudi. Ukraine gets Belarus and Hungary. US retakes the Philippines, legalizes divorce and then gives it back. Kurds get Jerusalem. They'll figure that shit out.

Mexico gets Mississippi. Canada gets Ohio. Could be worse

Well, Taiwan is a legitimately elected government. But that really isn't gonna cut it in such a scenario. Xi can just pull a Putin and say "no it's not, they're not even a real people".

Charlie Cuck

Putin should be in the back

Pretty sure its' an American idiom but I was making a sort the files joke

Sort....out....

We're not expecting God to sort out this one.

Someone tell the justice department "Yes, I need, bitch. I need for you to do your fuckin job!"

I agree. It should have gone to South Korea.

Would crater the global semiconductor industry for a decade. This is WWIII shit.

Fuck Putin. Is Rus even a real country?