Heineken Skywalker
@devilofdallas.bsky.social
Fallen One
Chosen One
Old Scratch (I rather like that one)
Aggie
Dog/cat Dad
Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway.
Shitposting for secularism and democracy.
Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom.
“I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
Chosen One
Old Scratch (I rather like that one)
Aggie
Dog/cat Dad
Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway.
Shitposting for secularism and democracy.
Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom.
“I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
Meanwhile the United States was embarrased by a sentient fupa who was spraying Trump Brand Cologne on people.
January 22, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Meanwhile the United States was embarrased by a sentient fupa who was spraying Trump Brand Cologne on people.
They knew exactly what they were doing
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
They knew exactly what they were doing
Where's the lie?
December 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Where's the lie?
Mama said not to, I did it anyway, misbehavin!
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Mama said not to, I did it anyway, misbehavin!
Happy Epstienmas
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Happy Epstienmas
She clerked for Opus Dei. Twice. She knows what she fucking did and married. Their uberNeckbeard puppet @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
She clerked for Opus Dei. Twice. She knows what she fucking did and married. Their uberNeckbeard puppet @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
Neckbeard entering room temp IQ Bryson/Becky chat:
“U up?”
“U up?”
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Neckbeard entering room temp IQ Bryson/Becky chat:
“U up?”
“U up?”
Meth Jesus 2028
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Meth Jesus 2028
Meth Jesus 2028
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Meth Jesus 2028
Sick! Thor-bi-Wan vs. Vadergeta!
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Sick! Thor-bi-Wan vs. Vadergeta!
Paul, I found your next mug.
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Paul, I found your next mug.
Better sign the bill,
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Better sign the bill,
Bucket list: work a catering gig at an orgy while wearing this.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bucket list: work a catering gig at an orgy while wearing this.
Who says Spoopy Season has to end? I found this kickass cone holder and I’m about to banish Mariah’s crazy ass to the sixth circle until December.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Who says Spoopy Season has to end? I found this kickass cone holder and I’m about to banish Mariah’s crazy ass to the sixth circle until December.
"I'm a baby bird. Please vomit bullshit into my mouth, Daddy Trump!"
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"I'm a baby bird. Please vomit bullshit into my mouth, Daddy Trump!"
