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@devilvaginamagic.bsky.social
social worker here for the Kansas 🌻🌾 kids

i ❤️ quantitative data, social policy, evidence-based practices, spicy kids, KS hx, ethical felonies

passionate abt reforming juvenile justice & child welfare systems

"Practically Ariana Grande" -Gary B

#ksleg
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Had to fix the text 😂😂
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I actually did it ten times to see if it was his frequency of feel-good and these are the results. Makes me wonder if kind-hearted is over represented in the images. Also, I got joyous first but my phone put the images in the wrong order
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I just realized last night how unhinged I really am.
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I just realized last night how unhinged I really am.
December 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If one of my best friends joins Blue Sky, it's your fault
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Saturn 🪐
October 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I forgot the photo
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
You can see troost VERY easily on this map. It's that north-south line where it changes from dark blue to green.
October 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So instead of taxing and legalising it to get a couple hundred thousand tax dollars from the sales of these items, how much did they spend on getting the big bad criminal plants??
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Winter will be here soon. The leaves are falling, I'm actually leaving the house before the sun is up. But I got to see so many grasshoppers and monarchs
October 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
100% recommend drawing eyebrows on your dogs and babies
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Similar energy, doesn't matter how fake it looks. Walking through a guarded courthouse lot and seeing something in the front seat is a little unnerving
September 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
September 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I have one with similar markings who hunts cobwebs
September 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This was the best part, one of them thought sasquatch was a type of kidnapping.
September 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Michigander 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿 Michigoose
September 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Huh.
September 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
People think corn and wheat for Kansas

But soybeans and wheat trade off as the most plant crop export.
September 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You could say my cat likes her greens
September 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I always forget that swipe is gonna try real words before acronyms. Sent these messages to a cop, which makes it even funnier.
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM