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@devilvaginamagic.bsky.social
social worker here for the Kansas 🌻🌾 kids
i ❤️ quantitative data, social policy, evidence-based practices, spicy kids, KS hx, ethical felonies
passionate abt reforming juvenile justice & child welfare systems
"Practically Ariana Grande" -Gary B
#ksleg
i ❤️ quantitative data, social policy, evidence-based practices, spicy kids, KS hx, ethical felonies
passionate abt reforming juvenile justice & child welfare systems
"Practically Ariana Grande" -Gary B
#ksleg
Do you sleep in your shoes??
Don’t be cheap with shoes or your mattress, as you spend 20+ hours per day in/on them.
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Do you sleep in your shoes??
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Please put the US under sanctions. Cancel the LA Olympics. No international conferences.
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Please put the US under sanctions. Cancel the LA Olympics. No international conferences.
I was a JCO and juvenile intake officer and even if they're arrested for having a vape, the only way the kid is getting strip searched is if they have a warrant and have to be put in JDC. NO TOUCHING, and it's observed by a same gender staff who is also being monitored by another same gender staff.
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I was a JCO and juvenile intake officer and even if they're arrested for having a vape, the only way the kid is getting strip searched is if they have a warrant and have to be put in JDC. NO TOUCHING, and it's observed by a same gender staff who is also being monitored by another same gender staff.
dude needs to read more @keribla.bsky.social
“Now you’re going to go to a really nice federal prison. . . They have a medical suite. Surgery rooms. They have nice dental suites. You’ll have doctors there all day, every day. Dentists there all day, every day.”
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“Now you’re going to go to a really nice federal prison. . . They have a medical suite. Surgery rooms. They have nice dental suites. You’ll have doctors there all day, every day. Dentists there all day, every day.”
www.valleycentral.com/news/local-n...
www.valleycentral.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
dude needs to read more @keribla.bsky.social
“Now you’re going to go to a really nice federal prison. . . They have a medical suite. Surgery rooms. They have nice dental suites. You’ll have doctors there all day, every day. Dentists there all day, every day.”
www.valleycentral.com/news/local-n...
“Now you’re going to go to a really nice federal prison. . . They have a medical suite. Surgery rooms. They have nice dental suites. You’ll have doctors there all day, every day. Dentists there all day, every day.”
www.valleycentral.com/news/local-n...
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
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This is it. We can deprive people of rights and privileges without subjecting them to extraordinary brutality.
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This is it. We can deprive people of rights and privileges without subjecting them to extraordinary brutality.
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And all of this....Black women warned everyone.
This has been happening to them forever.
And the rich people will always be able to get birth control, abortions, etc.
...they don't care.
But wait for the mayhem when a bunch of white republican non rich women get cut off ...
Leopards will eat well.
This has been happening to them forever.
And the rich people will always be able to get birth control, abortions, etc.
...they don't care.
But wait for the mayhem when a bunch of white republican non rich women get cut off ...
Leopards will eat well.
December 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And all of this....Black women warned everyone.
This has been happening to them forever.
And the rich people will always be able to get birth control, abortions, etc.
...they don't care.
But wait for the mayhem when a bunch of white republican non rich women get cut off ...
Leopards will eat well.
This has been happening to them forever.
And the rich people will always be able to get birth control, abortions, etc.
...they don't care.
But wait for the mayhem when a bunch of white republican non rich women get cut off ...
Leopards will eat well.
#moleg doesn't care what's good for us.
9 years ago the border war was described as "probably the worst public policy in the history of the world. It's terrible thought process by both states."
Episode 699: Why Did The Job Cross The Road? : Planet Money : NPR share.google/cOJTjTtGGY49...
9 years ago the border war was described as "probably the worst public policy in the history of the world. It's terrible thought process by both states."
Episode 699: Why Did The Job Cross The Road? : Planet Money : NPR share.google/cOJTjTtGGY49...
December 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
#moleg doesn't care what's good for us.
9 years ago the border war was described as "probably the worst public policy in the history of the world. It's terrible thought process by both states."
Episode 699: Why Did The Job Cross The Road? : Planet Money : NPR share.google/cOJTjTtGGY49...
9 years ago the border war was described as "probably the worst public policy in the history of the world. It's terrible thought process by both states."
Episode 699: Why Did The Job Cross The Road? : Planet Money : NPR share.google/cOJTjTtGGY49...
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Housing is so much more affordable to fund than a lifetime of foster care and jail.
www.kcur.org/housing-deve...
www.kcur.org/housing-deve...
Kansas City has spent $40 million on affordable housing. One project changed this woman's life
The Kansas City Council created a Housing Trust Fund seven years ago to support the development of more affordable units. In 2025, the city saw some of its first projects come to life — but the money ...
www.kcur.org
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Housing is so much more affordable to fund than a lifetime of foster care and jail.
www.kcur.org/housing-deve...
www.kcur.org/housing-deve...
By the "armpit", they mean the Black/Brown part of the metro. KCK is a vibrant, rich place if you aren't afraid of melanin and seasonings. The stadium is going into the wealthy part of KCK so racists needn't be afraid.
The inevitable increase in funding to KCKPD and their crimes is the scary part.
The inevitable increase in funding to KCKPD and their crimes is the scary part.
The NFL team’s decision to move from one Kansas City to its counterpart across the Missouri River came as an unexpected thrill for one native of KCK. on.wsj.com/4si50RO
How the ‘Armpit of Kansas City’ Landed the Chiefs
The NFL team’s decision to move from one Kansas City to its counterpart across the Missouri River came as an unexpected thrill for one native of KCK.
on.wsj.com
December 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
By the "armpit", they mean the Black/Brown part of the metro. KCK is a vibrant, rich place if you aren't afraid of melanin and seasonings. The stadium is going into the wealthy part of KCK so racists needn't be afraid.
The inevitable increase in funding to KCKPD and their crimes is the scary part.
The inevitable increase in funding to KCKPD and their crimes is the scary part.
I got PTSD from doing child welfare/juvenile justice work. I've been through EMDR and now I avoid details unless they're immediately relevant.
I read a coroners report about a woman who was dismembered after an unexpected death, texts between parents who trafficked their kid and a lot more.
I read a coroners report about a woman who was dismembered after an unexpected death, texts between parents who trafficked their kid and a lot more.
I promise you- people think they want to know the lurid details- they don't. I spent 30 years reading accounts of CA/SA and that shit never leaves your head.
I'm interested in knowing who was on public payroll and didn't do their jobs. And I'm happy to wait for the truth so it sticks.
I'm interested in knowing who was on public payroll and didn't do their jobs. And I'm happy to wait for the truth so it sticks.
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I got PTSD from doing child welfare/juvenile justice work. I've been through EMDR and now I avoid details unless they're immediately relevant.
I read a coroners report about a woman who was dismembered after an unexpected death, texts between parents who trafficked their kid and a lot more.
I read a coroners report about a woman who was dismembered after an unexpected death, texts between parents who trafficked their kid and a lot more.
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Air to Ground Message:
MY HOLIDAY GOAL IS TO GET VIOLATED TOO. LOL
Area: Seattle, WA, USA
A: #af4f73d30a3
F: #fc5e10e9b77
#acars #vdlm2
MY HOLIDAY GOAL IS TO GET VIOLATED TOO. LOL
Area: Seattle, WA, USA
A: #af4f73d30a3
F: #fc5e10e9b77
#acars #vdlm2
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Air to Ground Message:
MY HOLIDAY GOAL IS TO GET VIOLATED TOO. LOL
Area: Seattle, WA, USA
A: #af4f73d30a3
F: #fc5e10e9b77
#acars #vdlm2
MY HOLIDAY GOAL IS TO GET VIOLATED TOO. LOL
Area: Seattle, WA, USA
A: #af4f73d30a3
F: #fc5e10e9b77
#acars #vdlm2
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bragged about bringing my own bottle of A1 steak sauce to a burger king and then promptly got pancreatitis
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
bragged about bringing my own bottle of A1 steak sauce to a burger king and then promptly got pancreatitis
Fuck all police but especially the Gardner, KS PD.
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Fuck all police but especially the Gardner, KS PD.
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we should all become more insane
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
we should all become more insane
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Air to Ground Message:
THE NIGHT STRETCHES EVER ONWARD. THE SPRAWLING LIGHTS CALLING US TO A CLOSE. ONLY 1+30 REMAIN ON THIS PATROL. WEARY WE SET OUR GOAL. SLOW AND UNDEFEATED BY THE HOWLING COLD.
Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA
A: #a9035e5625c
F: #f697091fdd7
#acars #vdlm2
THE NIGHT STRETCHES EVER ONWARD. THE SPRAWLING LIGHTS CALLING US TO A CLOSE. ONLY 1+30 REMAIN ON THIS PATROL. WEARY WE SET OUR GOAL. SLOW AND UNDEFEATED BY THE HOWLING COLD.
Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA
A: #a9035e5625c
F: #f697091fdd7
#acars #vdlm2
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Air to Ground Message:
THE NIGHT STRETCHES EVER ONWARD. THE SPRAWLING LIGHTS CALLING US TO A CLOSE. ONLY 1+30 REMAIN ON THIS PATROL. WEARY WE SET OUR GOAL. SLOW AND UNDEFEATED BY THE HOWLING COLD.
Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA
A: #a9035e5625c
F: #f697091fdd7
#acars #vdlm2
THE NIGHT STRETCHES EVER ONWARD. THE SPRAWLING LIGHTS CALLING US TO A CLOSE. ONLY 1+30 REMAIN ON THIS PATROL. WEARY WE SET OUR GOAL. SLOW AND UNDEFEATED BY THE HOWLING COLD.
Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA
A: #a9035e5625c
F: #f697091fdd7
#acars #vdlm2
Reclassify ADHD medications!!
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Reclassify ADHD medications!!
I just realized last night how unhinged I really am.
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I just realized last night how unhinged I really am.
I just realized last night how unhinged I really am.
December 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I just realized last night how unhinged I really am.
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