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Devlan Sheahan
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🇫🇷/🇺🇸 attorney in Seattle. Lover of the Packers, music, food, travel, and sleep.
Found a bar in Hilo with a Packers stock certificate framed on the wall. The real America's team.
We found a Packers bar in Kona, and they even have cheese curds on the menu!
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
We found a Packers bar in Kona, and they even have cheese curds on the menu!
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I was so high on Wicks his rookie year. It's been kind of hard to hold on to that stock these last two seasons. But I really hope he can string a few together and prove his believers right!
Huge day for Wicks. The old aspirations for him have fallen dead silent this year but if he can string a few games like this together he’s going to be part of the playoff run and beyond.
DONTAYVION WICKS MAKES THE HUGE GRAB TO SEAL THE GAME
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I had to watch the game with some delay, but I was so impressed by the team as a whole but especially the offense. I love that call to go for it at the end of the game.
Pookie is on one! Also props to MLF for making the right decisions on 4th down
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Pookie is on one! Also props to MLF for making the right decisions on 4th down
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I didn't think we'd get a stop there on defense. Glad they proved me wrong!
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I'm starting to really hate those WR screens
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Dammit, I thought that was getting picked for a second there
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Keystone Cops ass offense
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Oh fuck off, uncatchable plus obvious flop
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
God, Hurts is begging to get picked off
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Come on Matt. You can't be running into 3rd and 8 and then punting on 4th and short.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
On some level, I believe that fumble was karmic retribution for the Tush Push, which is fundamentally undignified and unholy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I saw a Tweet that included the words/phrases: vector, funnel, proxy filter, decision engine, second order attribute, heuristic, and meta.

The most San Francisco tech-bro, pseudo philosophical gobbledygook.

It's basically just what someone who doesn't actually read thinks is good, smart writing.
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Also, shout out to Meddle and Animals. Two absolutely brilliant albums that don't get the shine they deserve because they're competing against some of the literal best albums ever recorded.
The Wall isn't Pink Floyd's best album—that's either Wish You Were Here or The Dark Side of the Moon—but I think it's probably the best expression of Roger Waters' particular brand of musical genius.
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Wall isn't Pink Floyd's best album—that's either Wish You Were Here or The Dark Side of the Moon—but I think it's probably the best expression of Roger Waters' particular brand of musical genius.
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"Well, technically it's a suit when the pants and the top are made from the same material and designed to be worn together" I explain while wearing my matching sweatpants and sweatshirt from Gap.
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
From a productivity standpoint, it seems like Gary has been the biggest beneficiary of the addition of Parsons. (Not a dig; very happy to see him produce!)
I believe both Rashan Gary's sacks have come on the low side.

Micah forcing Rodgers to step up, and Gary works back to finish the play.
October 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm very OK with replay assist being used liberally. I want the game officiated correctly, and I don't think it's worth sacrificing that for the sake of forcing teams to use their challenges correctly.
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Watson with the key block on Jacobs' rushing TD too!
Watson with great hustle to throw blocks on both of Kraft's receptions!
October 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Lmao, Tucker Fucking Kraft, baby!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Maybe we throw the first down runs out of the playbook?
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm not gonna feel bad about that offside after the egregious false start they refs missed earlier
October 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM