I'm like Randy Marsh in that episode where he jerks off to the cooking channel

So, this Freud guy, right?
Apparently he fucked his mom? Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

A few weeks ago I, for some mystical reason, have developed a strong urge to bake things. Everytime I close my eyes, images of cheesecake, chocolate chip cookies and lemon bars haunt me

POV you’re an unseen observer called a camera that can teleport, or cut, to different locations around this interaction, or scene, which does not include you and which is therefore not POV but I’m young so everything I get wrong is culture and even when you’re right you sound like a mummy farting

cinnamon... applesauce... chocolate brownies... i know ALL the food...

i gotta hand it to him, Garfield was 100% right about Mondays, even tho we don't see eye to eye on Israel/Palestine

wow!!! is this like facebook????????? omg!!! :333 i luv it >.<

hi