D. Gabrielle Jensen, urban fantasy author
@dgabriellejensen.com
She/her. Author of urban fantasy and witty quips. Trying to take myself less seriously.
Inspired by humans, music, and cities.
To find out where else to find me, visit my website dgabriellejensen.com
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Inspired by humans, music, and cities.
To find out where else to find me, visit my website dgabriellejensen.com
SFWA
ALLi
I will not respond to unsolicited DMs.
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Greetings! I am D. Gabrielle Jensen, author of urban fantasy with a rock and roll spin, as well as some contemporary fiction and beat/slam poetry. Childless cat lady who loves cities and good coffee. I crochet, make jewelry, and dabble in urban macro photography.
Name an actor you think has an iconic voice
This game is a bit of a sausage fest so far so I submit for your approval the inimitable Ms. Eartha Kitt
This game is a bit of a sausage fest so far so I submit for your approval the inimitable Ms. Eartha Kitt
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Name an actor you think has an iconic voice
This game is a bit of a sausage fest so far so I submit for your approval the inimitable Ms. Eartha Kitt
This game is a bit of a sausage fest so far so I submit for your approval the inimitable Ms. Eartha Kitt
Lately, I am finding more and more instances in which "Thou mayest consume a satchel of Richards," feels like the appropriate response.
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Lately, I am finding more and more instances in which "Thou mayest consume a satchel of Richards," feels like the appropriate response.
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Anyone else have a cat (orange, if it helps) who R E F U S E S to step on blankets? It's usually the fluffly fleecy ones that bug her but recently she's developed an aversion to my afghan.
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Anyone else have a cat (orange, if it helps) who R E F U S E S to step on blankets? It's usually the fluffly fleecy ones that bug her but recently she's developed an aversion to my afghan.
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
Greg Corner: We need more streams to get venues interested in a [Kill Hannah] reunion.
I just hit shuffle. Spotify understood the assignment.
I just hit shuffle. Spotify understood the assignment.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Greg Corner: We need more streams to get venues interested in a [Kill Hannah] reunion.
I just hit shuffle. Spotify understood the assignment.
I just hit shuffle. Spotify understood the assignment.
Finally checked in with the new season of Fire Country and I might have a hard time moving forward. I like the show okay but really only watched it for Billy Burke and then they added the latest all-purpose, fits anywhere villain Sean Hatosy to the mix. 🥱 Michael Trucco was bad enough.
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Finally checked in with the new season of Fire Country and I might have a hard time moving forward. I like the show okay but really only watched it for Billy Burke and then they added the latest all-purpose, fits anywhere villain Sean Hatosy to the mix. 🥱 Michael Trucco was bad enough.
Aaaand sometimes the trash takes itself out.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Aaaand sometimes the trash takes itself out.
Tracie Thoms interviewing Aisha Hinds on Cold Case, 2007. IYKYK 😊
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Tracie Thoms interviewing Aisha Hinds on Cold Case, 2007. IYKYK 😊
Anyone else conditioned to panic a little any time there's an animal in a horror show/movie? #dontyouhurtthatcat
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Anyone else conditioned to panic a little any time there's an animal in a horror show/movie? #dontyouhurtthatcat
Post one of your favorite 90s comedies
Empire Records (if you can hear this gif, you are my people)
Empire Records (if you can hear this gif, you are my people)
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Post one of your favorite 90s comedies
Empire Records (if you can hear this gif, you are my people)
Empire Records (if you can hear this gif, you are my people)
Just looked at a photo of Kegsbreath and for a second all my idiot brain could come up with was Temu Patrick Swayze and that will be who he is from now going forward.
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just looked at a photo of Kegsbreath and for a second all my idiot brain could come up with was Temu Patrick Swayze and that will be who he is from now going forward.
Opinion poll:
Apple crisp or carrot cake for Thanksgiving (the pumpkin pie is already taken care of)?
Apple crisp or carrot cake for Thanksgiving (the pumpkin pie is already taken care of)?
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Opinion poll:
Apple crisp or carrot cake for Thanksgiving (the pumpkin pie is already taken care of)?
Apple crisp or carrot cake for Thanksgiving (the pumpkin pie is already taken care of)?
Today on Jack FM 80s New Wave and 2000s hip hop.
Why not?
Why not?
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Today on Jack FM 80s New Wave and 2000s hip hop.
Why not?
Why not?
Headline reads: John Fetterman Hospitalized. Here's What We Know
What I inferred on my own: Karma is a bitch?
What I inferred on my own: Karma is a bitch?
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Headline reads: John Fetterman Hospitalized. Here's What We Know
What I inferred on my own: Karma is a bitch?
What I inferred on my own: Karma is a bitch?
Head cold + asthma = this coughing nonsense is doing a number on my noodle. 🤧🤕
Also, everything tastes like DayQuil. 😭
Also, everything tastes like DayQuil. 😭
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Head cold + asthma = this coughing nonsense is doing a number on my noodle. 🤧🤕
Also, everything tastes like DayQuil. 😭
Also, everything tastes like DayQuil. 😭
One of my favorite things about cats is their enthusiastic willingness to help Look™️even when they don't know what we're looking for. Open a cabinet for longer than a minute? There's the cat. Down on the floor with a flashlight? There's the cat. Eager and willing to help.
a cat is peeking out of a wooden door and asking if they gone yet .
ALT: a cat is peeking out of a wooden door and asking if they gone yet .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
One of my favorite things about cats is their enthusiastic willingness to help Look™️even when they don't know what we're looking for. Open a cabinet for longer than a minute? There's the cat. Down on the floor with a flashlight? There's the cat. Eager and willing to help.
That's . . . wow! This brings tears to my eyes.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That's . . . wow! This brings tears to my eyes.
#bookvember day 5: Children's poetry. I already mentioned the wit and wisdom of Shel Silverstein. I honestly couldn't tell you how I discovered his work. My 3rd grade class recited Little Peggy Ann McKay for a school assembly; that may have been the catalyst. 🤷♀️ #booksky #writesky
Welcome to #Bookvember Day 5!
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
#bookvember day 5: Children's poetry. I already mentioned the wit and wisdom of Shel Silverstein. I honestly couldn't tell you how I discovered his work. My 3rd grade class recited Little Peggy Ann McKay for a school assembly; that may have been the catalyst. 🤷♀️ #booksky #writesky
UGH I opened up Threads and the whole feed (until I stopped scrolling, which admittedly wasn't long) was about how NYC screwed up and they are praying for New York and blah blah blah. This is why I avoid all things Meta.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
UGH I opened up Threads and the whole feed (until I stopped scrolling, which admittedly wasn't long) was about how NYC screwed up and they are praying for New York and blah blah blah. This is why I avoid all things Meta.
#bookvember Day 4 Non-fiction . . . TBH I read from the World Book Encyclopedia as much as anything else. That's where I read the Greek myths. Plus, our edition of the encyclopedias had a cool layered diagram of the human body printed on clear acetate pages. #booksky
Welcome to #Bookvember Day 4!
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
#bookvember Day 4 Non-fiction . . . TBH I read from the World Book Encyclopedia as much as anything else. That's where I read the Greek myths. Plus, our edition of the encyclopedias had a cool layered diagram of the human body printed on clear acetate pages. #booksky
#Bookvember Day 3: I would say the one that has stuck with me the longest would have to be Shel Silverstein. There was, is a great deal of wisdom buried in all that absurdity.
#booksky #writesky #books #authors #writingcommunity
#booksky #writesky #books #authors #writingcommunity
Welcome to #Bookvember Day 3!
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
#Bookvember Day 3: I would say the one that has stuck with me the longest would have to be Shel Silverstein. There was, is a great deal of wisdom buried in all that absurdity.
#booksky #writesky #books #authors #writingcommunity
#booksky #writesky #books #authors #writingcommunity
#Bookvember Day 2: I didn't read a lot of "children's" books; I kind of just skipped ahead to the bigger ones. But I did read a lot of the Baby-Sitters Club, Amelia Bedelia, Pippi Longstockings . . . I think the prevailing theme there is quirky, independent, and sassy women. #booksky #writesky
Welcome to #Bookvember Day 2!
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
#Bookvember Day 2: I didn't read a lot of "children's" books; I kind of just skipped ahead to the bigger ones. But I did read a lot of the Baby-Sitters Club, Amelia Bedelia, Pippi Longstockings . . . I think the prevailing theme there is quirky, independent, and sassy women. #booksky #writesky
Ooh something new . . . #bookvember Day 1: I am D. Gabrielle Jensen and I have been enjoying stories since I was born, reading since I was about 3, and writing since I was about 6. So I really don't know HOW it all started, just that it's always been part of who I am.
Welcome to #Bookvember Day 1!
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
Follow the directions on the prompt card and share your love of the written word with others.
#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ooh something new . . . #bookvember Day 1: I am D. Gabrielle Jensen and I have been enjoying stories since I was born, reading since I was about 3, and writing since I was about 6. So I really don't know HOW it all started, just that it's always been part of who I am.
My favorite hot take is that folks receiving gov't bennies shouldn't have luxuries because there's a whole host of ways to get those things without paying a lot of money. You can lease an iPhone from Verizon for like $10 a month. You can trade services for acrylic nails, tattoos, or fancy hair. 🧵 1/
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My favorite hot take is that folks receiving gov't bennies shouldn't have luxuries because there's a whole host of ways to get those things without paying a lot of money. You can lease an iPhone from Verizon for like $10 a month. You can trade services for acrylic nails, tattoos, or fancy hair. 🧵 1/