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@diagonal.fish
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Software guy, dad, internet poisoned millennial. Go Jackets
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diagonal.fish
An ex-military friend of mine showed me a post he saw where apparently the word went out from the top that "Due to the recent media coverage" they're going to be filtering out guys based on height/weight and probably facial hair.
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
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jamellebouie.net
really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield
atrupar.com
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
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courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
diagonal.fish
All on a backing track straight off a Jackson 5 song. It's wild stuff.
diagonal.fish
Genuinely tragic loss. This version of it would've been must-watch TV.
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bubbaprog.xyz
this is actually a pretty big black mark on Hulu that they had the opportunity to chronicle an extremely newsworthy spectacle and are letting UNC back out of it because it makes them look bad
diagonal.fish
"Banned on the protocol"? How does that even work in an allegedly decentralized system?
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mobute.bsky.social
sending texas to suppress illinois is just a distraction from the fact that you can't even send them to gainesville
diagonal.fish
And Granny/Nanny knew when to get out of her way and let her do her thing when it got serious. When it came to dealing with the terminally ill and dying, you wanted Granny. Otherwise Magrat was probably a better bet.
diagonal.fish
“She’s coming along nicely.”
diagonal.fish
Ridcully and his team of brilliant idiots are a great counterbalance in the later Rincewind books. There was a reason Ridcully kept showing up in the later books.
diagonal.fish
Granny is the GOAT. Also it’s very on brand for bluesky that we’re talking Discworld in the replies to a post talking about the Bluesky platform.
diagonal.fish
Four invasions, right? Don’t forget Memphis!
diagonal.fish
And honestly, the way pratchett wrote Granny in the Tiffany books the point kind of gets across without even reading the mainline witch books.
diagonal.fish
You know, actually, not a bad choice. It was, after all, written to serve as an entry point to discworld for younger readers, so other than “what’s the deal with Mistress Weatherwax” there’s not even much missing context.
diagonal.fish
They want to be the aloof Lords of the Protocol and don't want to actually have to do the hard moral/social parts of running social media, because those problems are a lot less fun to solve. Listening to users? Making tough moral choices and balancing those against business needs? They'd rather not.
diagonal.fish
What about a laser gun?
diagonal.fish
"the use of violence against non-combatants to achieve political or ideological aims."

Yep, pretty much!
diagonal.fish
Our goal, every year, is to be a serious enough threat to be considered for the position of top rival over Florida
diagonal.fish
The Bluesky team reminds me very strongly of the Reddit admins a lot these days
- React strongly and negatively to criticism
- Get in fights with users in public on main
- Come down hard on anyone earning negative press but otherwise deliberately ignore bad actors
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shaunvids.bsky.social
to put it in terms they will understand: if you want to run a pancake store, but then millions of people who only want waffles turn up, fuck you, you run a waffle store now
diagonal.fish
We mostly agree here, then. My point is that the shutdown did not give trump "unchecked power". He is abusing powers he doesn't have and the shutdown didn't really change that at all.