What in the actual fuck?

A person who's status and livelihood depends on selling lies about software isn't a philosopher, they're a marketer. It's this kind of breathless corporate product placement that has ruined any semblance of integrity among major publishers.

As an eye doctor:

All of this is correct

Yes, you can neutralize an acid in a lab with an alkaline substance. Alkalines are WORSE for the eyes than acids.

Organics such as milk have a chance to facilitate infection as the bio protective processes are compromised

Water, water, water

15 min+

In case*

In this slipped your net @tomtanuki.bsky.social

It's entirely predictable how this kind of tech will play out. It will be wielded against the poor & dependent who will suffer without recourse until either enough bodies pile up for class action, or someone with $$$$ runs their case to the top of the courts & forces regulation through precedent. 😡

AI tech bros playing Hitman Situs Inversus thinking, "Fuck yeah! This could never go wrong!"

What in the ever loving fuck???

American edition: what your first in-person school shooting experience was. 😣

Extra points if you've forgotten exactly what footage was the first and that you'd need to review a reel to actually pinpoint it 😵‍💫

[In the Magistrates Court]
Officer: according to my contemporaneously compilated notes, Your Worshipness, we were "proceeding in an easterly direction and to ensure public order kicked seven shades of shit out of nanna"

*Old woman, accidentally walks into clenched fist of innocent bystander Police Officer whose body and arm were moving in a direction that inadvertently intersected with her ribs!*

Surrealism, evidently, is the preferred modality for modern news editorial practice.