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Autist, dong-lover, and avid dreader.
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Fuck yeah 34 year olds lets goooo
Words from 1991 include crowd-surf, cybercrime, cybersex, cyberspeak, cybrarian
September 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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You should wish him a happy birthday!
Screenshot from Wikipedia: Jared Scott Fogle (born August 23, 1977) is [a ...] spokesman for Subway restaurants and convicted sex offender.
August 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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A phone lock screen, and the wallpaper is the front of the TARDIS
July 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Gil Strang: A nice ODE, f(t), will have nice solutions y(t)

Me: Nice fuckin f(t)
MIT professor Gilbert Strang standing in front of a blackboard with some examples of differential equations on them. At the bottom is a summary: "Nice fcn f(t) -> Nice fcn y(t)"
May 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Gordon Ramsay saying, "delicious finally some good fucking content"
April 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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ペ is my favorite hiragana because it looks like a sunrise over a mountain
A screen showing a still frame from a video about hiragana, showing ペ next to its romaji, pe
April 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Remember! What's the first thing we do when we want to have friendly intellectual discussions on how best to save democracy?
Screenshot from the Zero Wing intro cutscene, of All Your Base fame. The character is saying "WE GET SIGNAL."
April 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Lmao no it fucking isnt. Don't ever do this
A screenshot of a website that generates MD5s. A portion of it reads: This MD5 hash generator is useful for encoding passwords, credit cards numbers and other sensitive date into MySQL, Postgress or other databases.
March 31, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Title screen of LOTR: The Return of the King
March 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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A comment, presumably on a PornHub video, by PussyEater51092170: "i hate my life"
March 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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The gentleman from the banner photo for ClickHole's classic article, Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point The gentleman from the banner photo for ClickHole's classic article, Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point The gentleman from the banner photo for ClickHole's classic article, Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point The gentleman from the banner photo for ClickHole's classic article, Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
March 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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The title screen for "Walt Disney's Wet and Wild"
November 26, 2023 at 5:20 AM
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Every NPC meeting my Baldur's Gate 3 character
Screenshot from "I Think You Should Leave". Tim Robinson's character says, "It's got a bush; what the hell?"
August 12, 2023 at 9:04 AM