Alice Lastname
@dick.tips
Autist, dong-lover, and avid dreader.
I don't get Monday off for what, I assume, are racist reasons
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I don't get Monday off for what, I assume, are racist reasons
Oof tell me about it
@cologuardsupport.com I pooped in a cologuard box and mailed it in and i got a call a few days later saying my sample couldn't be processed because it had too high of a "froth factor" and that it broke the poop smushing machine and that they were going to invoice me for the parts and labor to fix it
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Oof tell me about it
It may have doomed us, financially, but lmao that ruled
January 17, 2026 at 4:21 AM
It may have doomed us, financially, but lmao that ruled
anyway can you send me a new box
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 AM
anyway can you send me a new box
And, by default, it's curated to remove the too-NSFW ones
January 17, 2026 at 3:22 AM
And, by default, it's curated to remove the too-NSFW ones
The nuts got too deep 🫡
January 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
The nuts got too deep 🫡
Being horned up is a necessary act of defiance in times like these
January 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Being horned up is a necessary act of defiance in times like these
My dad has done this all of my life so I thought I'd try it one night and, to this day, I believe that is what gave me general anxiety disorder
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My dad has done this all of my life so I thought I'd try it one night and, to this day, I believe that is what gave me general anxiety disorder
Wildman Whitehouse sounds like a boomer lib's insult nickname for trump
December 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Wildman Whitehouse sounds like a boomer lib's insult nickname for trump
Amazing! Do you know how long the exposure was?
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Amazing! Do you know how long the exposure was?
Candy corn requires a sophisticated palate to fully appreciate so I can understand why bluesky doesn't care for it
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Candy corn requires a sophisticated palate to fully appreciate so I can understand why bluesky doesn't care for it
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
oh my GOD I NEVER NOTICED THAT lmaooooo
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
oh my GOD I NEVER NOTICED THAT lmaooooo
The "wheeeeeeeEEEEEE" around 0:45 makes me laugh almost to the point of throwing up every god damn time
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The "wheeeeeeeEEEEEE" around 0:45 makes me laugh almost to the point of throwing up every god damn time
May I use this as, like, my phone background? It fuckin rules
October 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
May I use this as, like, my phone background? It fuckin rules
Show me what the monarchy looks like!
THIS IS WHAT THE MONARCHY LOOKS LIKE!
THIS IS WHAT THE MONARCHY LOOKS LIKE!
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Show me what the monarchy looks like!
THIS IS WHAT THE MONARCHY LOOKS LIKE!
THIS IS WHAT THE MONARCHY LOOKS LIKE!