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Having a big boi for brekkie
February 4, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Having a big boi for brekkie
Scrawny ass mofo who I could probably bench for reps looked at my finger and went "did you cut yourself in the kitchen" 😠
January 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Scrawny ass mofo who I could probably bench for reps looked at my finger and went "did you cut yourself in the kitchen" 😠
Shit hits worse than crack
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Shit hits worse than crack
Hoeing with all the street doggos I meet during my walks means the second one I cuddle inevitably smells the first one I cuddled and you can see that 5 secs of hesitation in their eyes before they decide they will allow it
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Hoeing with all the street doggos I meet during my walks means the second one I cuddle inevitably smells the first one I cuddled and you can see that 5 secs of hesitation in their eyes before they decide they will allow it
We're cooking beef testicles for Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We're cooking beef testicles for Christmas!
Surprise late entry of ribs also 😍
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Surprise late entry of ribs also 😍
About to unleash the beast
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
About to unleash the beast
Little bro and I are just chilling and watching the duckies today
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Little bro and I are just chilling and watching the duckies today
Plus I end up with butter all over my fingers trying to pull the green chillies off for him
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Plus I end up with butter all over my fingers trying to pull the green chillies off for him
This diva won't eat the crusts on the chicken sammies I keep buying for him, you'd think a scrawny street mutt would lower his standards but nope
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
This diva won't eat the crusts on the chicken sammies I keep buying for him, you'd think a scrawny street mutt would lower his standards but nope
The domestic goddess kinda shit I've been on.
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The domestic goddess kinda shit I've been on.
"the left nut of darkness" has me dying
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"the left nut of darkness" has me dying
My 4.30am waddle to the pool this morning was completely ruined because the streets were packed with Buddhist wankers and their unholy racket. Surely only hookers and dickolis are licensed to be outside at this hour.
October 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
My 4.30am waddle to the pool this morning was completely ruined because the streets were packed with Buddhist wankers and their unholy racket. Surely only hookers and dickolis are licensed to be outside at this hour.
Did you know you can buy 1kg of salmon fish head for 350 bucks? That's less than most of you spend on your shitty breakfasts. While I am here dining like a fucking QUEEN.
October 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Did you know you can buy 1kg of salmon fish head for 350 bucks? That's less than most of you spend on your shitty breakfasts. While I am here dining like a fucking QUEEN.
Rawdogged my walky just so I could fully appreciate the sound of the wet squelchy grass
September 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Rawdogged my walky just so I could fully appreciate the sound of the wet squelchy grass
Also taken to journalling again mostly because perimenopause is really kicking my ass and I don't know what's up or down anymore
September 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Also taken to journalling again mostly because perimenopause is really kicking my ass and I don't know what's up or down anymore
Having my post gym / swimmy, kola kenda and omlette accompanied by the rain 😍
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Having my post gym / swimmy, kola kenda and omlette accompanied by the rain 😍
This explains so much about how I've been feeling lately 😒
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
This explains so much about how I've been feeling lately 😒
Does eating count as a hobby because...
August 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Does eating count as a hobby because...
First time guzzling Ryazhenka and it is so fucking good I am making the most obscene noises christ 😍
July 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
First time guzzling Ryazhenka and it is so fucking good I am making the most obscene noises christ 😍
Boys, you can now spend 4,550 on preggo pants
July 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Boys, you can now spend 4,550 on preggo pants
How are the old bitches moisturising in this heat? This is me 5 mins after a shower, fully towel dried and moisturised... dripping wet and not in the fun way. Can't afford to not moisturise at my age but everything is so fucking sticky and gross 😒
July 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
How are the old bitches moisturising in this heat? This is me 5 mins after a shower, fully towel dried and moisturised... dripping wet and not in the fun way. Can't afford to not moisturise at my age but everything is so fucking sticky and gross 😒
I love seafood, can you tell 😂
www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/...
www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/...
June 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I love seafood, can you tell 😂
www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/...
www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/...
