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We're cooking beef testicles for Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We're cooking beef testicles for Christmas!
About to unleash the beast
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
About to unleash the beast
Little bro and I are just chilling and watching the duckies today
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Little bro and I are just chilling and watching the duckies today
Shop was out of chicken sammies so I bought egg and the neurotic bastard refused to eat them. Was down for a solid 10 minutes of cuddling on the park bench though.
This diva won't eat the crusts on the chicken sammies I keep buying for him, you'd think a scrawny street mutt would lower his standards but nope
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Shop was out of chicken sammies so I bought egg and the neurotic bastard refused to eat them. Was down for a solid 10 minutes of cuddling on the park bench though.
This diva won't eat the crusts on the chicken sammies I keep buying for him, you'd think a scrawny street mutt would lower his standards but nope
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
This diva won't eat the crusts on the chicken sammies I keep buying for him, you'd think a scrawny street mutt would lower his standards but nope
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
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i’ve always found the 2016 cooper union bathroom signage redesign, a result of successful advocacy by trans students, to be a brilliant, elegant solution.
cooper.edu/about/restro...
cooper.edu/about/restro...
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
i’ve always found the 2016 cooper union bathroom signage redesign, a result of successful advocacy by trans students, to be a brilliant, elegant solution.
cooper.edu/about/restro...
cooper.edu/about/restro...
3 different men approached me whilst I was out on my 4.30am waddle to the gym which is a new record I think.
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
3 different men approached me whilst I was out on my 4.30am waddle to the gym which is a new record I think.
Well #Zootopia2 was a bust. The cringe was off the charts and how they managed to make a film about a fox and a bunny straighter than any Hallmark rom-com is a genuine mystery.
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Well #Zootopia2 was a bust. The cringe was off the charts and how they managed to make a film about a fox and a bunny straighter than any Hallmark rom-com is a genuine mystery.
Not sure which stage of dementia this is but today I got out of the pool, went into the shower, took my swimsuit off, showered, put my swimsuit back on and NEARLY GOT BACK IN THE POOL.
winnie the pooh is flexing his muscles in a cartoon
Alt: winnie the pooh is tapping his head
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November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Not sure which stage of dementia this is but today I got out of the pool, went into the shower, took my swimsuit off, showered, put my swimsuit back on and NEARLY GOT BACK IN THE POOL.
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
The domestic goddess kinda shit I've been on.
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The domestic goddess kinda shit I've been on.
Was watching a tiny gymbro walking down the street and feeling that general sense of warmth for "my people" when an absolute specimen got out of his car in front of us - tall, yuge, tight white tshirt, the works. Then...
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Was watching a tiny gymbro walking down the street and feeling that general sense of warmth for "my people" when an absolute specimen got out of his car in front of us - tall, yuge, tight white tshirt, the works. Then...
Jesus fucking christ how bad is the new Superman
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Jesus fucking christ how bad is the new Superman
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an eating disorder based subculture is psychologically load bearing for like 10% of adult men, which isn’t different numerically than for women, but womens ED subcultures are mocked and modbanned and underground and mens are considered high value and aspirational lol
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
an eating disorder based subculture is psychologically load bearing for like 10% of adult men, which isn’t different numerically than for women, but womens ED subcultures are mocked and modbanned and underground and mens are considered high value and aspirational lol
"the left nut of darkness" has me dying
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"the left nut of darkness" has me dying
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
My 4.30am waddle to the pool this morning was completely ruined because the streets were packed with Buddhist wankers and their unholy racket. Surely only hookers and dickolis are licensed to be outside at this hour.
October 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
My 4.30am waddle to the pool this morning was completely ruined because the streets were packed with Buddhist wankers and their unholy racket. Surely only hookers and dickolis are licensed to be outside at this hour.
Did you know you can buy 1kg of salmon fish head for 350 bucks? That's less than most of you spend on your shitty breakfasts. While I am here dining like a fucking QUEEN.
October 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Did you know you can buy 1kg of salmon fish head for 350 bucks? That's less than most of you spend on your shitty breakfasts. While I am here dining like a fucking QUEEN.
At a leadership forum recently, the moderator asked everyone to share good leadership books in the chat.
People threw in a few names I didn’t know, then silence.
Moderator goes, “Feel free to suggest bad ones to avoid too.”
Next guy: How to Win Friends and Influence People.
People threw in a few names I didn’t know, then silence.
Moderator goes, “Feel free to suggest bad ones to avoid too.”
Next guy: How to Win Friends and Influence People.
October 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
At a leadership forum recently, the moderator asked everyone to share good leadership books in the chat.
People threw in a few names I didn’t know, then silence.
Moderator goes, “Feel free to suggest bad ones to avoid too.”
Next guy: How to Win Friends and Influence People.
People threw in a few names I didn’t know, then silence.
Moderator goes, “Feel free to suggest bad ones to avoid too.”
Next guy: How to Win Friends and Influence People.
In today's episode of the shitshow that is my life, I bent down to soap my foot in the shower and jammed my left eye into the shower knob. There is a small swollen cut right at the edge of the eyelid, and the entire left side of my face hurts.
a black and white drawing of a cat with blood coming out of it
Alt: a black and white cartoon drawing of a cat thumping a table
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October 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
In today's episode of the shitshow that is my life, I bent down to soap my foot in the shower and jammed my left eye into the shower knob. There is a small swollen cut right at the edge of the eyelid, and the entire left side of my face hurts.
Guys, I only have about 2 eggs left in my left ovary. Blessed day!
a man is sitting on a couch saying can i get a hallelujah !
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch saying can i get a hallelujah !
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September 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Guys, I only have about 2 eggs left in my left ovary. Blessed day!