Surprise late entry of ribs also 😍

This is what happens when you try to buy a hoe dinner

It's still a dead chicken caught a bit earlier in the cycle of life little bro 😭

Plus I end up with butter all over my fingers trying to pull the green chillies off for him

Anyway since I definitely helped out 2 bros in need and gave the loony one his morning exercise (so also a kindness on my part) I will consider that my community service for the week.

Last one walked up right behind me and I turned fully ready to sock him when he nervously asked if he was going in the right direction to the BMICH

2nd one got out of a lorry and walked straight at me and he was super cute which made it all the more confusing. Anyhoo, Mr Just a Pretty Face couldn't get his Google Maps to work and so I had to teach him how to switch on his GPS in the middle of Bauddhaloka.

First one had wild hair and flappy clothes from what little I could see in the dark and he ran at me from across the road so I zigzagged onto the other side then he ran at me again so I crossed again and we kept doing that a few more times till he gave up 🤣

What's embarrassing is the fact that you're still using that shitty ponds hyaluronic gel like a pleb

Yeah so did I but they should have ended it there.