dylan
@didge.bsky.social
i love being gay and taking photographs and playing dungeons & dragons || autoeroticprestidigitation on IG || 📍 Meanjin, Aus.
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dylan
@didge.bsky.social
· Jun 11
you know what they say: loose lips sink ships, but firm tongues plug bungs.
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
Tumblr has just taught me about the existence of semi-slugs, a category of snail species that are in the process of evolving into slugs (usually in places where shells are a calcium-intensive hindrance), which obviously-but-horribly involves making smaller shells that stay embedded in their flesh.
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💬 6 🔁 1030 ❤️ 1503 · Semi-Slugs: these are actual gastropods that are in the process of evolving from snails into slugs, with their shells gradually reducing and receding into their bodies · Abov…
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December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Tumblr has just taught me about the existence of semi-slugs, a category of snail species that are in the process of evolving into slugs (usually in places where shells are a calcium-intensive hindrance), which obviously-but-horribly involves making smaller shells that stay embedded in their flesh.
People think that Whiff got his name from the odour he carries as an industrial locomotive constantly hauling garbage, but that's a common misconception!
He's actually called that because he's a raunch-obsessed pit pig.
He's actually called that because he's a raunch-obsessed pit pig.
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
People think that Whiff got his name from the odour he carries as an industrial locomotive constantly hauling garbage, but that's a common misconception!
He's actually called that because he's a raunch-obsessed pit pig.
He's actually called that because he's a raunch-obsessed pit pig.
Just saw Dead of Winter (2025) and it ruled. A tense thriller that hits the ground running and squeezes every drop out of 98 minutes. Lots of girl power.
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Just saw Dead of Winter (2025) and it ruled. A tense thriller that hits the ground running and squeezes every drop out of 98 minutes. Lots of girl power.
update: hanging out with my boyfriend instead of isolating myself like a wounded deer did the trick, but he has to go to work tomorrow
does anyone know how to make my brain work properly instead of doing me harm, TIA in advance xx
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
update: hanging out with my boyfriend instead of isolating myself like a wounded deer did the trick, but he has to go to work tomorrow
does anyone know how to make my brain work properly instead of doing me harm, TIA in advance xx
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
does anyone know how to make my brain work properly instead of doing me harm, TIA in advance xx
hugh jackman should've been morrible. keep the gowns.
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
hugh jackman should've been morrible. keep the gowns.
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hey everyone, i'm finally getting top surgery! Please, i know things are hard right now for everyone, but if there's anything you can spare, or if you could share my gofundme, it would mean the world to me 💖
gofund.me/b007236e2
gofund.me/b007236e2
Donate to Help Augie get top surgery, organized by August Terrell
Hi, I'm Augie, a trans masculine non-binary person, and after over a decade of needing this,… August Terrell needs your support for Help Augie get top surgery
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November 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
hey everyone, i'm finally getting top surgery! Please, i know things are hard right now for everyone, but if there's anything you can spare, or if you could share my gofundme, it would mean the world to me 💖
gofund.me/b007236e2
gofund.me/b007236e2
no one is talking about the raw sexual magnetism of vsauce michael
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
no one is talking about the raw sexual magnetism of vsauce michael
Stranger Things but with the soft G and hard G swapped
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Stranger Things but with the soft G and hard G swapped
Subway Takes makes me like trains less
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Subway Takes makes me like trains less
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November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Wordle 1,622 2/6*
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been putting a half teaspoon of MSG into every serving of rice i make lately, and frankly i'm a geniouse
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
been putting a half teaspoon of MSG into every serving of rice i make lately, and frankly i'm a geniouse
Steven helps Pearl find her cell phone.
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Steven helps Pearl find her cell phone.
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I don’t understand Pluribus - they’re both girls?
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I don’t understand Pluribus - they’re both girls?
I'm not a himbo, I'm just a himbologist
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm not a himbo, I'm just a himbologist
Shirley Temple type shi
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Shirley Temple type shi
the problem with Wicked being such a global smash hit with such broad appeal is that it results in a lot of really fucking dull memes. mashing SpongeBob references into lyrics bc of Ethan Slater. Dorothy listening to For Good from the cellar — a joke from YEARS ago. the sex cardigan is funny tho.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
the problem with Wicked being such a global smash hit with such broad appeal is that it results in a lot of really fucking dull memes. mashing SpongeBob references into lyrics bc of Ethan Slater. Dorothy listening to For Good from the cellar — a joke from YEARS ago. the sex cardigan is funny tho.
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
last night we let the psyllium husk talk 🫦
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
last night we let the psyllium husk talk 🫦
I am grinning like a big dork at D&D right now. Somewhat redundant, as I am already a big big dork, as I am at the aforementioned D&D.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am grinning like a big dork at D&D right now. Somewhat redundant, as I am already a big big dork, as I am at the aforementioned D&D.
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18 months of being gay muppets with @didge.bsky.social #LookAtMyDoodle
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
18 months of being gay muppets with @didge.bsky.social #LookAtMyDoodle