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dylan
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i love being gay and taking photographs and playing dungeons & dragons || autoeroticprestidigitation on IG || 📍 Meanjin, Aus.
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you know what they say: loose lips sink ships, but firm tongues plug bungs.
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Second doodle prompt was @dearmocha.bsky.social: urban/architecture theme—bridges, houses

So this is Walter Taylor Bridge in my hometown. It’s the only bridge in the southern hemisphere that was also a house—it’s where the tollmaster lived

#LookAtMyDoodle
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 AM
if she's a tradwife but her man doesn't get fat she's a fuckin' failure
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
accessing the gym's playlist and adding a hostile amount of older fag songs to clear out the teen lads acting foolish on the last pull down
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 AM
i will be your father finger or whatever george michael said
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Test pattern
#LookAtMyDoodle
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 AM
this post brought to you by a reel of a man who was "triggering [his] GF's vocal stims" (by saying part of them for her to finish) and one of them just resulted in her saying "LA-bubuuu" over and over in a baby voice and i just think that should have social consequences
normalise cutting people off because they picked annoying vocal stims
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 AM
normalise cutting people off because they picked annoying vocal stims
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 AM
they ARE doing numbers on tumblr in 2026 because it's still the world's leading fujo hotbed.
these pics of Hudson Williams would’ve done NUMBERS on tumblr in 2013
January 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
get you a man who dips into your culture with his doodle
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Well *I* suggest that The Last Jedi ended the Skywalker saga perfectly and nobody, including Rian, should have made another movie after it. I know leaving some paint on the pallet is not an option for the people helming this franchise, but the trilogy didn't need to move forward.
Kennedy suggests that the negative reaction to ‘The Last Jedi’ played a role in Rian Johnson’s #StarWars Trilogy not moving forward:

“I do believe [Rian] got spooked by the online negativity. I think Rian made one of the best Star Wars movies. He’s a brilliant filmmaker and he got spooked…”
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Nelly in Fionna & Cake S2 is the best character alt they've done so far. seven seconds of screen time and it made me fucking cry.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 AM
the colour in question is Olafur Eliasson's big gay lighthouse lantern
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Straight men have discovered eating disorders and have successfully rebranded them as 'hitting macros' to preserve their egos, hope this helps
What is the obsession with added/extra protein everything?!
January 16, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Guzman y Gomez y Pitpigs

Can't stand the recent trend of protein-forward advertising, but heyyyyy Carlos
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Best mocha I've ever had was from a vending machine in a staff room at a private school I was working at for the day.

Best long island iced tea I've ever had was from a bowling alley.
Here’s a topic outside the news.

What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?

Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.

Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.

Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
January 16, 2026 at 5:50 AM
anyone got recommendations for StepOne style underwear that aren't $30 a pair? I've been chafing like crazy this summer and obviously getting thinner is not a solution I will be entertaining
January 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
what's crazy is that making your way in the world today DOES take everything you've got
January 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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the dursleys are actually the good guys. they were trying to keep harry potter from being worth writing books about so that transphobia wouldn't happen
January 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
why are you all clowning on Scott Adams now that he's dead??? you guys loved him in Parks & Rec
January 14, 2026 at 5:38 AM
nature cleric casts Sending by growing a dandelion, speaking into it like a vintage skinny microphone, and then blowing the seeds into the air to carry the message to its recipient
January 14, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Change one letter, ruin a show:

His Dork Materials
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Fridge
Change one letter, ruin a show

Seated Rivalry
January 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Gru McClanahan
January 12, 2026 at 7:31 AM
he's talking about me i just know it
If he's cute and likes trains, thats Aww-tism
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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My first attempt drawing en plein air #LookAtMyDoodle
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 AM