Glen Tedman
@dilfpatrol.bsky.social
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On my court eunuch grind but I got a grand vizier mindset. My name's Ted Litchfield and I'm an associate editor at PC Gamer. He/him. https://www.pcgamer.com/author/glen-litchfield/
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makeitsnow.bsky.social
antiwoke guy who wants to change the recycle bin on his computer back to the trash can
dilfpatrol.bsky.social
What can I say I'm a man who knows what he likes.
Elden Ring Nightreign character record showing 51 Wylder runs, 41 Ironeye, 75 Executor, 6 Duchess, and 0 everyone else
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daveweigel.bsky.social
Yeah, lots of quotes that boil down to "Trump said he would do this, but I assumed the Norms Fairy would stop him."
alexaronson.bsky.social
Everything that's wrong with legal journalism in one New York Times headline and pie chart.

If all these "legal experts" are so shocked by the threats to the rule of law, maybe they're not the experts we should be asking in the first place.

All of this was foreseeable. Many forecast it.
NYT headline: "Bow to the Emperor: We asked 50 Legal Experts About the Trump Presidency." Pie chart showing over 50% of surveyed legal experts saying that Trump's second term has posed "much more threat" to the rule of law "than I expected."
dilfpatrol.bsky.social
Is that good
techmeme.com
JPMorgan Chase reports that $1.2T of debt is now tied to AI-related companies, making it the largest segment in the investment-grade market (Caleb Mutua/Bloomberg)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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oblivion-txt.bsky.social
The Necromancer's Amulet and the Bloodworm Helm have been taken.
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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂
dilfpatrol.bsky.social
Otacon: "Sorry Snake, but modern legs lack the raw mechanical feel of Homo Erectus."

Solid Snake: "Homo erection?"
Reddit conversation where one user references Homo Erectus and the other responds "Homo Erection?"
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viperwave.bsky.social
There's a surprisingly large amount of maps for Postal 2 made by Japanese people and this one allows us to go to Tower Records in 2004.
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crushbort.bsky.social
You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off
dilfpatrol.bsky.social
Boys what's keeping you from dressing like this
Elden Ring character in samurai-style outfit with Ronin chest piece, White Reeds gloves and pants, Rivers of Blood with offhand Uchigatana, and Dane's Hat in place of a classic "Kasa" (笠)
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yoshimired.bsky.social
Egyptian history: I will found a modest dynasty to last 2,000 years. might fuck my sister

greek history: no seriously. I have some ideas about what demons are made of, and music

Roman history: im Gaius maximus and I'm going to rise from obscurity to make everyones lives worse
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oblivion-txt.bsky.social
News of your success in the Fringe precedes you. To further cement the victory I have an important task for you to perform.
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novacrystallis.com
Final Fantasy Tactics The Ivalice Chronicles illustration by Ryoko Kui (Delicious in Dungeon) for Weekly Famitsu No. 1915:
Various FFT jobs are depicted including White Mages, Knight, Mimic, Summoner, Time Mage, Dragoon, Chemist, Monk, and more.
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morganpark.bsky.social
"Maybe it's a sign that Call of Duty—or more accurately, the machine that produces a clone of the previous Call of Duty every 12 months—is in decline. Maybe doubling up on Black Ops right after doubling up on Modern Warfares finally broke Call of Duty." www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/th...
This year's 'COD Next' served up everything wrong with Call of Duty: Nonstop ads, manufactured hype, and a stagnant game
Black Ops 7's big multiplayer debut was loud and insecure.
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dilfpatrol.bsky.social
Following the backlash from my fans, I have elected to withdraw from the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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jasonschreier.bsky.social
My colleagues at Bloomberg report that the $20 billion debt in the EA deal is expected to be rated single-B — meaning it is considered a "junk" loan, or one that is high-risk and speculative, typically offering high interest rates. Which the new EA will have to pay
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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oblivion-txt.bsky.social
Next up is a Dark Elf. I've never seen him fight before, but he's got a bow as well as a sword, so be ready for a ranged attack!
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jaketucker.bsky.social
FC 26 is good when you're on the pitch, don't love the rest ihttps://www.pcgamer.com/games/sports/ea-sports-fc-26-review/
EA Sports FC 26 review
Truly the beautiful game, but it makes plenty of unforced errors
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