Dimitri Allen
@dimitriallen.bsky.social
Scientist and amateur bartender
(Parody account)
(Parody account)
Sorry, I’ve been trapped between states of being where I’m adrift in the void and not quite conscious for months at a time. Grindr isn’t quite the first thing on my mind when I come back to myself.
I’ll respond to you soon.
I’ll respond to you soon.
June 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sorry, I’ve been trapped between states of being where I’m adrift in the void and not quite conscious for months at a time. Grindr isn’t quite the first thing on my mind when I come back to myself.
I’ll respond to you soon.
I’ll respond to you soon.
And here I came to support you. Sigh, I suppose I’ll take my leave. Clearly my presence isn’t appreciated…
June 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
And here I came to support you. Sigh, I suppose I’ll take my leave. Clearly my presence isn’t appreciated…
How cruel, Paul. How cruel.
June 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
How cruel, Paul. How cruel.
The girls are fightinggggg
June 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The girls are fightinggggg
Oh, how fascinating! I do hope we’re friends in ever reality.
June 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oh, how fascinating! I do hope we’re friends in ever reality.
So you really aren’t from around here, then. You look human enough.
It’s nice to meet you. My name is Dimitri Allen.
It’s nice to meet you. My name is Dimitri Allen.
June 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
So you really aren’t from around here, then. You look human enough.
It’s nice to meet you. My name is Dimitri Allen.
It’s nice to meet you. My name is Dimitri Allen.
Haha! I could say the same.. I have to assume that you’re not just MY Claire in a different outfit, then.
June 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Haha! I could say the same.. I have to assume that you’re not just MY Claire in a different outfit, then.
Hello, my dear boy! Where have you been?
June 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Hello, my dear boy! Where have you been?
Theodore, there you are!
May 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Theodore, there you are!
… oh dear.
Maybe I should tell Claire about this? ……
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Maybe I should tell Claire about this? ……
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May 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
… oh dear.
Maybe I should tell Claire about this? ……
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Maybe I should tell Claire about this? ……
…
I know. I know you probably didn’t mean to.
But the machine was a lot of work. I don’t mean to make you feel guilty, nor am i upset with you. I just feel.. odd. Seeing it broken. Truly broken, and not just inactive.
But the machine was a lot of work. I don’t mean to make you feel guilty, nor am i upset with you. I just feel.. odd. Seeing it broken. Truly broken, and not just inactive.
May 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I know. I know you probably didn’t mean to.
But the machine was a lot of work. I don’t mean to make you feel guilty, nor am i upset with you. I just feel.. odd. Seeing it broken. Truly broken, and not just inactive.
But the machine was a lot of work. I don’t mean to make you feel guilty, nor am i upset with you. I just feel.. odd. Seeing it broken. Truly broken, and not just inactive.
The- ah, the Time Machine is broken. As is the wall.
May 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The- ah, the Time Machine is broken. As is the wall.
no, no. everything’s alright. I’m sorry.
What’s next? What tests were we going to run?
What’s next? What tests were we going to run?
May 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
no, no. everything’s alright. I’m sorry.
What’s next? What tests were we going to run?
What’s next? What tests were we going to run?
… it’s nothing. Don’t fret about it.
May 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
… it’s nothing. Don’t fret about it.
I wouldn’t really have known if you hadn’t told me, though perhaps I’m just not too observant.
May 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I wouldn’t really have known if you hadn’t told me, though perhaps I’m just not too observant.
Ah- haha, sorry about that. Ignore me.
May 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ah- haha, sorry about that. Ignore me.
Everything is always my fault.
May 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Everything is always my fault.
You’re- oh my god I didn’t even notice! Congratulations!
I also hope this doesn’t cause any problems.
I also hope this doesn’t cause any problems.
May 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
You’re- oh my god I didn’t even notice! Congratulations!
I also hope this doesn’t cause any problems.
I also hope this doesn’t cause any problems.
Hm. Interesting. So all of this truly isn’t my fault.
Where would you like to go?
Where would you like to go?
May 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hm. Interesting. So all of this truly isn’t my fault.
Where would you like to go?
Where would you like to go?