* There Are Bot
diogeneslamp.bsky.social
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@diogeneslamp.bsky.social
Wit & one liners about science, pseudoscience & anti-science.
Jesus, get a new speechwriter.
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
"The Arab leader of the Palestinians joined the Nazis" How can this be true when Zionists told me Palestine and Palestinians never existed?

"Nazis fled to Egypt and Syria, converted to Islam" Name 3.

"and influenced future generations of Muslims" Egypt has a peace treaty with Israel. They failed
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It was Lucille Bremer who said "You could have killed dozens of people" and Agnes replies "Oh, Rose, you're so stuck up."
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Surrendering to Russia makes conservatives surrender monkeys, not patriots. They will always be surrender monkeys
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Yeah, this is a dumb fuck. He doesn't just try to portray fascism as left wing when it's right wing.

He claims the masked, armed men zip tying toddlers, kidnapping moms & arresting college students for writing op eds aren't fascist.

The real fascists are the guys in inflatable frog costumes!
December 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Imagine being such a dumb fuck, so dishonest that you try to claim freedom of movement across a border makes a president "fascist."

Fascism RESTRICTS movement, doesn't permit free movement

Fascists say "Papers, please."

The Declaration says the King is a tyrant because he *restricted* immigration
December 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Fascism is right wing. Which side is sending armed masked men to zip tie toddlers and arresting college students for writing op eds
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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but also - that story came and went, and was clearly buried before his body was. NOBODY, not one single Media member bothered to cover it once they found out he was a MAGA.

Most people can't even remember his name without Googling it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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When the suspect doesn’t fit the narrative they pretend it never happened. (See Michigan Mormon temple shooting)
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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e.g.
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Fuck. Yes. I do blame the people voting Trump. Kamala was mediocre but the real "shit sandwich", the only shit sandwich, is the one firing thousands of scientists, dismantling USAID, pardoning J6ers, banning vaccines, cutting health care & sending ICE in to zip tie toddlers.
December 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM