Dirk Maggs
@dirkmaggs.bsky.social
#1 New York Times Audio Bestseller. Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Superman, Batman (BBC Radio); Alien, The Sandman (Audible) and many other audio productions. Writes. Directs. Plays Drums.
No AI needed. 50% 🇳🇱 50% 🇬🇧 + a smidge of 🏴 = 100 % 🇪🇺
No AI needed. 50% 🇳🇱 50% 🇬🇧 + a smidge of 🏴 = 100 % 🇪🇺
You and whose Girl Scout troop? (Runs and Hides)
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 PM
You and whose Girl Scout troop? (Runs and Hides)
Gosh are you sure, Lo? I mean, maybe it was a shadow, but …
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Gosh are you sure, Lo? I mean, maybe it was a shadow, but …
Do Stupid Rhetorical Questions Make Intelligent Headlines?
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Do Stupid Rhetorical Questions Make Intelligent Headlines?
(I see those flush base cymbal stands)
January 21, 2026 at 12:24 AM
(I see those flush base cymbal stands)
God’s telling you something
January 21, 2026 at 12:16 AM
God’s telling you something
Honestly true and related to me by both Roy and June.
January 18, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Honestly true and related to me by both Roy and June.
Absolutely she did. Backstage one night Roy told her they needed a "new Janet Brown" and June said "I'd love to do it." Roy said it probably wasn't playing to her strengths so when June came on for the next performance she performed the Fairy Godmother as Mrs Thatcher. Instant change of mind by Roy.
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Absolutely she did. Backstage one night Roy told her they needed a "new Janet Brown" and June said "I'd love to do it." Roy said it probably wasn't playing to her strengths so when June came on for the next performance she performed the Fairy Godmother as Mrs Thatcher. Instant change of mind by Roy.
You had me at ‘pub’ … but at the moment it might be better held on this side of the pond …
January 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
You had me at ‘pub’ … but at the moment it might be better held on this side of the pond …