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dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
dirt squirrel
@dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
jewelry/art handle @bespooke.bsky.social
very bad person (quality wise)
aggressively monogamous
I cut it much too early and it is delicious 👍 8/10
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I'm gonna drizzle it on a carrot cake because I'm too lazy/don't have the right ingredients to make icing
February 14, 2026 at 6:08 AM
my bar is one of the cheapest in the area (small city in northern ontario), and our highballs/domestic beers cost $5.50. I haven't seen a $2 beer since I went bowling in michigan
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I want to make puppets. so that every year one of my friends will be gifted a muppet style puppet of themselves on their birthday, until one day everyone can hang out with their muppets and we can do muppet stuff
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
lol he's totally a wine mom (except he's not allowed to drink wine because once he ate off someone else's plate at a restaurant). he loves figure skating and gossip and making recipes from tiktok
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
also yes those are dill pickles sliced real thin because I'm a fuckin visionary and pickles on pizza are incredible
February 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
my buddy wrote to them like 6 times to try and get them to carry a men's size 13. he was desperate for heelys
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
sorry I'm listening to reddit stories about people cheating and it's getting in my head lol
February 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
and every woman he works with is cool as hell and I get on great with all of them. pretty sure if he even attempted to cheat on me they'd beat him up for me
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
❤️❤️❤️
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM