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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h

I was bowling a pretty good game tonight then a girl I was against threw her third 300 game to date and sports are stupid

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Bride of Rehaminator - see pinned! @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 12h

Viewer beware

A hand, holding a coke spoon up to the nostril of a white goose.

Text reads "GOOSEBUMPS" in the same typeface as the title of the Goosebumps book series

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 12h

hmm I think the phrase I was going for was "beat the brakes off of him" but I'm high, so just pretend I said that instead

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 12h

my bf is currently reading some of this guy's wildly racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, fascist facebook posts out loud and I wanna knock his teeth down his throat

I wanna make a gofundme for stealth gear so I can beat the wheels off this mf without going to jail lol

dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 19h

my favourite part of bowling league is that the shithead fascist canadian trump supporter that drove me insane last year isn't doing sunday mixed this year 😎 fuck that guy, I had so many daydreams about kicking his ass

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 13h

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 13h

nyt is increasingly right wing propaganda and nothing else

dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 13h

lol thank you, but their sale prices are more than my rent

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 14h

lol yes he seriously has little paddles. he's like a very tall hobbit

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 14h

anyone know where to find super wide men's shoes that aren't hideous? bf's feet are basically square lol (size 8.5 EEEE) but I wanna get him some nice shoes

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 16h

It's clear most Trump supporters have no idea the videos are fake.

Fake Protest Videos Are the Latest AI Slop to Go Viral in MAGA World

Trump supporters are doubling down on AI sadism.

gizmodo.com

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 17h

3 days of antibiotics, likely

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 18h

I truly wish I could donate my entire reproductive system to some nice trans lady who wants to be a mom, or something. I do not need it!!!

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 18h

uuuuggghhhh y'know when you're like just done menstruating and your body wants to drop an egg or whatever the fuck and you get those like sharp shooting random cervix pains?? like it doesn't last, just BAM you're yelling in pain, then it's gone

someone take my ovaries please

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 20h

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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Erica Picatinny ᛒᛉᛞᚹ 🖤🕊️ @picatinnyrailed.bsky.social · 18h

🖤🖤 Nonviolence won't work 🖤🖤

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 1d

As a person who twice barely avoided getting kidnapped and sent to conversion therapy by my own family members it is very disheartening to hear that conversion therapy is still being discussed. Last i checked the only thing it converts is living kids to dead ones.

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 18h

I fuckin love rasputina. I saw them years ago and my best friend got yelled at by the band for being obnoxious (he deserved it)

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 19h

okay okay but hear me out

fart shoes

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 22h

We all think we're Statler & Waldorf
But we're not
We're a whole website full of Fozzie Bears

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 19h

it always confuses me how men seem to think that afab people are 100% naturally weaker than amab of the same size. like I'm 5'10/220lbs, I'm built like a retired football player if he was halfway to being a sexy lady. do you think my flesh is made of something different than yours? I will kill you

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 19h

I'd still love to kick his ass. I've got 2-3 inches and about 50lbs on him and he's a cop calling pussy. if I could get him outside of security cameras I'd destroy him

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 19h

it's one thing to be an american trump supporting fascist, but a canadian?? dude he wants to annex us and take all our rights you dumb motherfucker

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 19h

my favourite part of bowling league is that the shithead fascist canadian trump supporter that drove me insane last year isn't doing sunday mixed this year 😎 fuck that guy, I had so many daydreams about kicking his ass

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 19h

you're acting like communism doesn't have several thick ass books addressing your issues. read them

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 20h

no but you seem pretty preoccupied with people gaming a theoretical system of govt instead of focusing on the change itself

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