dirt squirrel
@dirtsquirrel.bsky.social
jewelry/art handle @bespooke.bsky.social
very bad person (quality wise)
aggressively monogamous
very bad person (quality wise)
aggressively monogamous
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it makes sense that I'm nonbinary. my mom is a woman and my dad is a man. I got a bit of both . it's simply genetics
being a tourist who doesn't speak spanish in mexico is like being a huge toddler
like walking up to a guy with horses and saying "caballo??" and he just nods his head and says "... si, caballo" like yes bitch that's a horse are you slow
like walking up to a guy with horses and saying "caballo??" and he just nods his head and says "... si, caballo" like yes bitch that's a horse are you slow
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
being a tourist who doesn't speak spanish in mexico is like being a huge toddler
like walking up to a guy with horses and saying "caballo??" and he just nods his head and says "... si, caballo" like yes bitch that's a horse are you slow
like walking up to a guy with horses and saying "caballo??" and he just nods his head and says "... si, caballo" like yes bitch that's a horse are you slow
well, smoking cigarettes for 5 days has caused me to lose my voice 🙃 this happens like once a year. love me some laryngitis
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
well, smoking cigarettes for 5 days has caused me to lose my voice 🙃 this happens like once a year. love me some laryngitis
I don't need chatgpt for a robot to pretend it cares about me. I do have vibrators
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I don't need chatgpt for a robot to pretend it cares about me. I do have vibrators
shortly before I started secretly giving bf mocktails then put him to bed
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
shortly before I started secretly giving bf mocktails then put him to bed
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
bf's last two drinks were non-alcoholic and he's got no fuckin idea
when you get drunko and ask me to get you a drink, sorry but idgaf who you are getting you are getting a delicious mocktail
when you get drunko and ask me to get you a drink, sorry but idgaf who you are getting you are getting a delicious mocktail
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
bf's last two drinks were non-alcoholic and he's got no fuckin idea
when you get drunko and ask me to get you a drink, sorry but idgaf who you are getting you are getting a delicious mocktail
when you get drunko and ask me to get you a drink, sorry but idgaf who you are getting you are getting a delicious mocktail
bf found a guy from winnipeg in the pool and they're yelling at each other and are so happy
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
bf found a guy from winnipeg in the pool and they're yelling at each other and are so happy
it's 1:30
I'm still here
things are getting squirrely
I'm still here
things are getting squirrely
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it's 1:30
I'm still here
things are getting squirrely
I'm still here
things are getting squirrely
in a swim up bar drinking tequila at 10 am
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
in a swim up bar drinking tequila at 10 am
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The mass arrests of socialists, communists, unionists, leftists wasn’t discussed in our TX textbooks.
I imagine this was common for most?
I didn’t learn about the leftists who made up the initial camps.
Our textbooks was about heroic US. Didn’t even learn about the Jewish resistance fighters.
I imagine this was common for most?
I didn’t learn about the leftists who made up the initial camps.
Our textbooks was about heroic US. Didn’t even learn about the Jewish resistance fighters.
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The mass arrests of socialists, communists, unionists, leftists wasn’t discussed in our TX textbooks.
I imagine this was common for most?
I didn’t learn about the leftists who made up the initial camps.
Our textbooks was about heroic US. Didn’t even learn about the Jewish resistance fighters.
I imagine this was common for most?
I didn’t learn about the leftists who made up the initial camps.
Our textbooks was about heroic US. Didn’t even learn about the Jewish resistance fighters.
coming to terms with how fat my ass is
please respect my privacy in these trying times
please respect my privacy in these trying times
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
coming to terms with how fat my ass is
please respect my privacy in these trying times
please respect my privacy in these trying times
we're having fun in mexico 🙂
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
we're having fun in mexico 🙂
I invited a very cute street dog into our hut to enjoy some a/c
if we had the means we would be bringing this small man home with us
if we had the means we would be bringing this small man home with us
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I invited a very cute street dog into our hut to enjoy some a/c
if we had the means we would be bringing this small man home with us
if we had the means we would be bringing this small man home with us
went to the most beautiful wedding I've ever seen today
at one point the groom surprised the bride with a circle pit, which she was thrilled about
at one point the groom surprised the bride with a circle pit, which she was thrilled about
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
went to the most beautiful wedding I've ever seen today
at one point the groom surprised the bride with a circle pit, which she was thrilled about
at one point the groom surprised the bride with a circle pit, which she was thrilled about
lol wanted to talk bf into a speedo, all it took was two fashionable gay dudes saying "no you could totally pull that off" and he's been in that shit for 3 hours
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
lol wanted to talk bf into a speedo, all it took was two fashionable gay dudes saying "no you could totally pull that off" and he's been in that shit for 3 hours
bf is clearly having a terrible time
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
bf is clearly having a terrible time
this is where I slept last night and it's beautiful. bed was so comfortable it was hard to get out of it
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
this is where I slept last night and it's beautiful. bed was so comfortable it was hard to get out of it
lol attempt #2 to do this without doxxing myself
just got this in my notifs. looks like I'll be leaving bluesky right soon
just got this in my notifs. looks like I'll be leaving bluesky right soon
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
lol attempt #2 to do this without doxxing myself
just got this in my notifs. looks like I'll be leaving bluesky right soon
just got this in my notifs. looks like I'll be leaving bluesky right soon
seriously, if you've gotta fly to mexico, use aeromexico
on my last free round of drinks the flight attendant said "just one? or two" then gave me two free poured tequila screwdrivers
on my last free round of drinks the flight attendant said "just one? or two" then gave me two free poured tequila screwdrivers
fuck aeromexico is cool
free wi-fi, free meal, free tequila, free movies. fuck yes
free wi-fi, free meal, free tequila, free movies. fuck yes
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
seriously, if you've gotta fly to mexico, use aeromexico
on my last free round of drinks the flight attendant said "just one? or two" then gave me two free poured tequila screwdrivers
on my last free round of drinks the flight attendant said "just one? or two" then gave me two free poured tequila screwdrivers
fuck aeromexico is cool
free wi-fi, free meal, free tequila, free movies. fuck yes
free wi-fi, free meal, free tequila, free movies. fuck yes
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
fuck aeromexico is cool
free wi-fi, free meal, free tequila, free movies. fuck yes
free wi-fi, free meal, free tequila, free movies. fuck yes
I just paid $9.99 for a kn95 so I don't have to raw dog recycled plane air. $10. the pandemic started 6 years ago and we've learned nothing. there was one option for masks that I could find in this whole wing of pearson
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I just paid $9.99 for a kn95 so I don't have to raw dog recycled plane air. $10. the pandemic started 6 years ago and we've learned nothing. there was one option for masks that I could find in this whole wing of pearson
they "randomly" chose us to have a bag inspection, because we're white trash
jokes on them I left all my pipe bombs at home
jokes on them I left all my pipe bombs at home
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
they "randomly" chose us to have a bag inspection, because we're white trash
jokes on them I left all my pipe bombs at home
jokes on them I left all my pipe bombs at home
I found the mythical $15 avocado toast
I do not live in a place where that is a thing
but in airports nothing is real, including money
she says, as she pays $40 for a paloma and some toast
I do not live in a place where that is a thing
but in airports nothing is real, including money
she says, as she pays $40 for a paloma and some toast
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I found the mythical $15 avocado toast
I do not live in a place where that is a thing
but in airports nothing is real, including money
she says, as she pays $40 for a paloma and some toast
I do not live in a place where that is a thing
but in airports nothing is real, including money
she says, as she pays $40 for a paloma and some toast