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Disaster Ship Blonde

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V, 39. She/her. An old-timey carnival ringmaster exhibiting Izzy Hands like a Fiji mermaid. The home of Foot Guy Hornigold. "She wins" - Con O'Neill. ☭ Fandom account. OFMD and other sad guys on boats. 🔞

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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · Oct 18

Hello, sickos. DisasterShipBlonde here.

✒️ My fics, mostly Ed/Izzy or Goldenboy: archiveofourown.org/users/Disast...

👛 My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/disastership...

No minors, please. No Tories.

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 1d

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

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hideplueshi.bsky.social @hideplueshi.bsky.social · 6h

Sad Izzy queen hours for this #wipwednesday

Creating is frustrating lately, but at least I've picked up a pencil again. Idk if I like it enough to colour and put it in the fic, though...

#ofmd #ofmdart #IzzyHands

Pencil sketch of Izzy Hands from the series Our Flag means Death in a modern AU world. He’s leaning against a wall, smoking, wearing a tiara, dress and a harness made of strung up pearls. His make-up is smudged and tear streaked.

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 8h

The knife tights peek out from my boots, so if there's a sudden high wind, the hilts will show.

Photo of a model from Snag wearing a dramatic red gown with a long slit showing opaque black tights printed with an ornate white dagger on the calf.

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 8h

Okay, I'm going with the burgundy empire-line dress, a black lace petticoat just peeking out, big rosary, knife tights, combat boots (mid-calf), and then leather jacket and DM heart handbag. Undecided about belts, but probably don't need one.

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

I love clothes. I'm careful with them - keep them until they're rags, repair what I can, try to avoid fast fashion etc - but now I have a Halloweeny event to go to, I'm paralysed by indecision. I rarely go 'out', but I have a cache of special occasion garments, and I'm just totally unsure of myself.

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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 14h

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 14h

He looks like he's going to dive face first into the cake

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 14h

Tootsies

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 14h

His D&D one is really good, too www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjlY...

Perception check

YouTube video by Tom Cardy

www.youtube.com

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 1d

hobbits be like “here are my daughters celestia, marigold, & daffodil and here are my sons bong-water, dumbo, & chungus”

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 14h

This one absolutely kills me. "I'M NOT A THIRD OF THE WAY THROUGH."

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 15h

Ben taking a big sniff and his eyes roll back like a shark's.

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

You think it’ll be a one-time mistake but suddenly it’s a year on and he’s buying you silk pyjamas. How do you even wash those?

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

Chortling happily

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Yazferatu☀︎ @yaz113.bsky.social · 1d

everything I know about UK politics I've learned it from the crown or watching badgers. DON'T ask me anything.

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spoopypotato👻💜🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @sweetpotato70.bsky.social · Mar 27

#ofmdfanart #edizzy

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

BEN MODE: ENGAGED

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

Everything about her brief time as PM was utterly insane. Mostly amusing-insane, though.

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh, it's so green and pretty!

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

Yessss! You and all the dolls lined up on the sofa like a jury.

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

Izzy Hands

Photo of a missile inscribed "as per my last email"

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

I am tempted! I need to do a trial run tomorrow and see if it's all comfy and train-suitable.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 1d

Out for launch day date night. Pub loo graffiti says "Fuck the Tories (NOT SEXUALLY)" which is an important clarification I guess.

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

SNORF

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

It's longer, but I am very long, so the burgundy one is about mid-calf on me

Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 1d

#HausofHands update: all the plain shirts are now ordered from the wholesaler. 🖤