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𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚖 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚜𝚘𝚗
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I'm Bill. Mi estas Vilĉjo. 私はビルです。Ich bin Bill. Je suis Bill. Ek is Bill. 저는 빌입니다. Я Билл. मैं बिल हूं איך בין ביל. Mwen Bill. أنا بيل. Би Билл байна. ቢል ነኝ ፡፡
Judy’s lesser known cousin.
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
What is the point of going bald if I still need to get haircuts.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I’d like to be able to compliment strangers, but I’m a middle-aged white man so it’s assumed everything I do is for creepy and/or gross reasons
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I’ve never seen anyone smile on a bus.
August 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Why was it F.R.I.E.N.D.S.?
What was the acronym?
Was it a military thing like M.A.S.H.?
July 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me: there’s only 3 things I ever talk about, and two of them are sex.
Wife: 3 of them are.
July 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Is Robotham pronounced Roboth-am, or Robot-ham? Because I know which one I want it to be.
June 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Let's compare all the #Dungeons&Dragons #Ravenloft #Tarroka Decks, based on real world #tarot cards originally used for playing games, later the illustrated decks were used for divination card reading, a type of cartomancy fortune telling where supposedly future events could be foretold.
thread 🧵
May 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Do I have a small penis? That depends on your definition of small.

…and your definition of penis.
May 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I heard a marble rattle in a glass bottle and asked nobody in particular “is that Ramune?”

Now the whole office knows I’m a weeb.
April 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I am currently keeping to one half of the kitchen and ensuring that there is an obstacle at all times between me and the mantis on the outside of the window.

I have also assured my wife that this is a perfectly reasonable behaviour.
April 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Way fewer genitalia, but a lot more Warhammer.

I’m okay with this.
April 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I don’t remember searching for any but I’m getting a LOT of pictures of genitalia on here.

Is it just me, or is everyone else getting the same? Or is the algorithm trying to tell me something?
April 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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February 19, 2025
YouTube video by Damion Poitier
youtu.be
February 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Me: those kids are wearing the same red and white shirt…must be twins.
Miss 8: that one’s shirt has a blank back.
Me: …I never said they were identical twins.
February 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Catfished
January 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Professor: you have a 10-page essay on odysseus due tomorrow

Me [under breath]: motherfu-

Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for
January 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think the little lie that Fleetwood Mac was talking about was that you can’t diss guys.
December 16, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Sooo…I’m still pretty new here, and it looks like I’m supposed to make lists?

👾Video Games
🇯🇵Animes
🖖Star Wars
🍍Pineapples
🎾Tennis balls
📎Paperclips
🚹Arrows pointing to dots
💠Whatever this thing is
〽️Some kind of letter M?
☣️oh, that can’t be good
💘Ouch!
🍆We all know what that is
🐒💨Farting Monkeys
December 12, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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South Koreans who went to sleep before 10.30pm will have slept through the president declaring martial law to overthrow democracy, a military siege around the National Assembly, lawmakers scaling walls to bypass barricades, a vote to overturn it & the president vowing to imminently end martial law.
December 3, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Man, this guy is so funny.
November 26, 2024 at 12:37 AM