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when you're so heavily into britcom all your jokes suddenly become incredibly nish
someone just paid for a coffee with crypto, we truly live in a society
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
someone just paid for a coffee with crypto, we truly live in a society
so ready for satsumas in their slutty little fishnets
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
so ready for satsumas in their slutty little fishnets
not to sound overly dramatic but a new picture of greg and alex together would cure me in ways only a shallow stream in a sunlit forest clearing could
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
not to sound overly dramatic but a new picture of greg and alex together would cure me in ways only a shallow stream in a sunlit forest clearing could
fully entering the i'm so glad this series is never gonna end phase of total denial
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
fully entering the i'm so glad this series is never gonna end phase of total denial
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IT'S TASKMASTER THURSDAY, MATES
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
IT'S TASKMASTER THURSDAY, MATES
kerry godliman, jen brister and bridget christie, show me a better blunt rotation
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
kerry godliman, jen brister and bridget christie, show me a better blunt rotation
just so you know, if you order your coffee extra hot, we will always say yes no problem and we will never make it extra hot and you never notice
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
just so you know, if you order your coffee extra hot, we will always say yes no problem and we will never make it extra hot and you never notice
i hope i'm never gonna be as employed as ed gamble
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i hope i'm never gonna be as employed as ed gamble
GREG ON SNACK WARS 🚨
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
GREG ON SNACK WARS 🚨
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It's beginning to look like a very Taskmaster-y Christmas! 🎄
Champion of Champions 4 and a DOUBLE helping of New Year Treat - both coming soon on Channel 4.
Champion of Champions 4 and a DOUBLE helping of New Year Treat - both coming soon on Channel 4.
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It's beginning to look like a very Taskmaster-y Christmas! 🎄
Champion of Champions 4 and a DOUBLE helping of New Year Treat - both coming soon on Channel 4.
Champion of Champions 4 and a DOUBLE helping of New Year Treat - both coming soon on Channel 4.
Reposted by steffi🥛(dir. john carpenter)
I love duck tasks! Thank goodness that didn't autocorrect. New Taskmaster. Tonight at 9pm on Channel 4!
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I love duck tasks! Thank goodness that didn't autocorrect. New Taskmaster. Tonight at 9pm on Channel 4!
HAPPY TM THURSDAY
Taskmaster doubles its New Year Treat
Taskmaster doubles its New Year Treat
Two special episodes instead of one
dlvr.it
October 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
HAPPY TM THURSDAY
this was a cultural reset
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
this was a cultural reset
more than halfway through tm series 20
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
more than halfway through tm series 20
you just know they shared a vape
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
you just know they shared a vape
TASKMASTER THIRSTDAY
October 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
TASKMASTER THIRSTDAY
how i look when someone talks about their job and finances and all i can think about is how well i'd have done in the battered items task
October 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
how i look when someone talks about their job and finances and all i can think about is how well i'd have done in the battered items task
imagine mock the week returns and they actually have women on their panel
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
imagine mock the week returns and they actually have women on their panel
still upset i can never play alien: isolation because it gives me unbearable motion sickness
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
still upset i can never play alien: isolation because it gives me unbearable motion sickness
replying to me and then turning off the option to answer is a bit strange tbh.
if someone gets accused of inappropriate behaviour on several occasions towards people especially if they're a lot younger then them, then i do in fact question why you'd protect them
if someone gets accused of inappropriate behaviour on several occasions towards people especially if they're a lot younger then them, then i do in fact question why you'd protect them
I'm not sure what kind of safeguarding training you've had (four years for me) but calling people out publically and attempting to drive a wedge between people will generally drive them back towards the person they love. Actual support, actual help, if you feel someone is in danger, is nuanced.
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
replying to me and then turning off the option to answer is a bit strange tbh.
if someone gets accused of inappropriate behaviour on several occasions towards people especially if they're a lot younger then them, then i do in fact question why you'd protect them
if someone gets accused of inappropriate behaviour on several occasions towards people especially if they're a lot younger then them, then i do in fact question why you'd protect them
why is it called taskmaster and not daddy longlegs
October 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
why is it called taskmaster and not daddy longlegs
if gralex do a world tour, i'll do a whole 70s style groupie thing and follow them everywhere
October 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
if gralex do a world tour, i'll do a whole 70s style groupie thing and follow them everywhere
throwback to when greg won a meet and greet with me exactly one year ago
October 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
throwback to when greg won a meet and greet with me exactly one year ago