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@harecomedy.bsky.social

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She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Has a pet hamster. 🐹 Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓 Writer for @thedailytism.com

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · Mar 19

And if you like doing four* minutes of stand-up to 3000** people, please sign up for Coherent Comedy!

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · Mar 19

If you want to get your adrenalin pumping I’d certainly recommend doing four minutes of standup to 3000 people.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 8m

This is why I like those fruit roll-up things - Yoyo Bears. Predictable food!

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 1h

Excellent news!

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 2h

I've lived here 4+ years, first instance of anyone being weird or aggressive. It could have been random!

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 3h

🤔

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 3h

Sorry, yes, that was what I was getting at - football teams.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 3h

I'm not saying I never stand up for myself, but-

Stranger: [spits at me in the street]

Me: Yeah, probably got a fair point actually; I'll change.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 4h

Before moving to Scotland I bought a lovely cobalt blue exercise jacket. Yesterday someone spat at me in the street.

Could have been a coincidence - perhaps they just liked spitting at strange women - but I am now considering a jacket that makes it looks less like I love the British monarchy.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 4h

Sorry I'm quite tired. Morning.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 4h

(Surediances, tourly.)

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 4h

Tourdiences, surely.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 4h

Of course!

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 13h

Garage charged me £900 for car repairs and then sent me a customer satisfaction survey. 🫠

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 14h

Evening. 🐹

A brown hamster popping his head out of a (now empty) box of biscuits. His pink nose matches the inside of the cardboard.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 14h

I'm at whatever stage of my cycle it is where Alex Horne looks really, really appealing.

"We didn't need this level of information."

Yet you have it. Enjoy. #Taskmaster

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 14h

Save me, team of three. SAVE ME. #Taskmaster

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 14h

1. Ania, that is 100% your defining moment.
2. I am not enjoying the angry people (2). #Taskmaster

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 15h

Currently in the "I'm stupid, I can't write and everyone hates me" stage of writing, so Taskmaster will be a DELIGHTFUL distraction.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 15h

Cannot wait to get my tiny raccoon hands on this stuff.

The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 18h

Things. Are. Coming. Stay tuned to this thread while we drip feed our merch reveals like the business raccoons we are.

White t-shirt reading The Daily Tism

Pink t shirt reading “manic pixie dream girl” (crossed out) “regular autistic woman”

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 15h

Yes mate!

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 17h

GODDAMMIT

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 17h

🎵 What if God did telling off? 🎵

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 18h

Don't doff your pants, Chris, not again.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 19h

I hope it's not a cap with "fun" written on it. 😠

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 19h

🤔

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 19h

That would explain a lot about the human condition.