Hare Lockwood
@harecomedy.bsky.social
She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer.
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
I mean, *technically* I did have done a task with Alex and won a prize? But yes, please continue badgering me. ❤️
January 13, 2026 at 10:51 AM
I mean, *technically* I did have done a task with Alex and won a prize? But yes, please continue badgering me. ❤️
If you like Taskmaster, and there's a high likelihood you do, check out this brilliant artwork of the different line-ups! www.thejoshabraham.com/taskmaster/
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
If you like Taskmaster, and there's a high likelihood you do, check out this brilliant artwork of the different line-ups! www.thejoshabraham.com/taskmaster/
Because I prioritise balance, so for me the ideal is this:
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Because I prioritise balance, so for me the ideal is this:
You ever get one of those, "oh, THAT'S why you're the way you are" moments?
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 AM
You ever get one of those, "oh, THAT'S why you're the way you are" moments?
Can I troll you with your own writing, or
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Can I troll you with your own writing, or
Great news, Mark, you're a Disney Princess.
January 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Great news, Mark, you're a Disney Princess.
Genuinely I just love humans. We're all so fucking weird.
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Genuinely I just love humans. We're all so fucking weird.
SEP, OCT, NOV, DEC
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
SEP, OCT, NOV, DEC
MAY, JUN, JUL, AUG
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
MAY, JUN, JUL, AUG
2025: a review.
JAN, FEB, MAR, APR
JAN, FEB, MAR, APR
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
2025: a review.
JAN, FEB, MAR, APR
JAN, FEB, MAR, APR
Spouse has had to move this card out of my eyeline. I kept going, "BUT THAT DOESN'T RHYME"
December 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Spouse has had to move this card out of my eyeline. I kept going, "BUT THAT DOESN'T RHYME"
Sure, it would ruin Christmas, but I'd get to do that poem.
December 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Sure, it would ruin Christmas, but I'd get to do that poem.
Well that is a rather nice milestone.
December 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Well that is a rather nice milestone.
You were the best hamster of all. Farewell, little one. 🐹💔
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
You were the best hamster of all. Farewell, little one. 🐹💔
Hugely stressful day (emergency vets appointment) but thankfully got to bring the hamster home with us. He's a dear old man, and I hope he has many more days with us. 🐹
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Hugely stressful day (emergency vets appointment) but thankfully got to bring the hamster home with us. He's a dear old man, and I hope he has many more days with us. 🐹
Ah, yes, the most normal way of sleeping. 🐹
December 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ah, yes, the most normal way of sleeping. 🐹
Evening.
(He's fine, he's just decided to sleep on top of his bedding.) 🐹
(He's fine, he's just decided to sleep on top of his bedding.) 🐹
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Evening.
(He's fine, he's just decided to sleep on top of his bedding.) 🐹
(He's fine, he's just decided to sleep on top of his bedding.) 🐹
Listen, I appreciate the reactionary fury but in the three numbered points he makes, the first is the one in the picture, so I am going to step down my panic.
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Listen, I appreciate the reactionary fury but in the three numbered points he makes, the first is the one in the picture, so I am going to step down my panic.
But- having won the lottery once, what kind of poor financial advice lead them to having to play the lottery ever again?
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
But- having won the lottery once, what kind of poor financial advice lead them to having to play the lottery ever again?
Evening from a sleepy old man. 🐹
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Evening from a sleepy old man. 🐹
