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Hare Lockwood
@harecomedy.bsky.social
She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer.

Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
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Yay!
January 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
That does make sense. I'll therefore just suggest songs that *I* love to dance to:
- Call Me Maybe, Carly Rae Jepsen
- Tell It To My Heart, Taylor Dayne
- How Will I Know, Whitney Houston
- The Look, Roxette
- Sandstorm, Darude
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Thank you for being marvellous! :)
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Haha, my only songs I can think of with a sax solo are ones you will already have - Bleachers.
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Aw!
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
*Bernker
January 12, 2026 at 6:59 PM
get yer scart lead, you've pulled
January 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Hero 👑
January 12, 2026 at 11:44 AM
oh no
January 12, 2026 at 11:01 AM
28 minutes of him sitting staring at a wall. Does a cough at seven minutes, nothing else.
January 12, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I'm imagining him and a comic foil eye-rolling at each other on the poster. Maybe back to back, maybe one gesturing at the other with their thumb.
January 12, 2026 at 10:12 AM
BLOINGGGG
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Add it to your list of challenges. You have to carry an egg *and* you have to find someone who will drive you to Worcester.
January 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
1. Thank you for posting this and making me realise I could watch it before it was broadcast.
2. HOLY SHITTTTTT
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Yay!
January 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Aaaahhh thank you
January 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM