Keith Wilson
@divisionbyzero.bsky.social
That guy you know from that other platform. A guy, a news junkie, a research guru, a smartass, a dry wit, a twisted soul, a curator of the obscure and the obscene.
You were told there would be a grace period of one week. Did you think we were kidding? It's been 3 months. Grace has been fully exhausted.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You were told there would be a grace period of one week. Did you think we were kidding? It's been 3 months. Grace has been fully exhausted.
It turns out that a family friend who died recently never divorced his wife. They'd just been living separate lives for the past 16 years, but never made it official. Now, it makes sense how often they hung out together.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It turns out that a family friend who died recently never divorced his wife. They'd just been living separate lives for the past 16 years, but never made it official. Now, it makes sense how often they hung out together.
I'm not sure if I'm improving or not. Previously, I was feeling lethargic and nauseous. Now, it's just lethargic.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm not sure if I'm improving or not. Previously, I was feeling lethargic and nauseous. Now, it's just lethargic.
A friend discovered her housemate could hear her using her Magic Wand vibrator when she didn't announce a food delivery arrived. She told her she could tell she was busy and didn't want to disturb her. Now she's avoiding eye contact with the housemate.
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A friend discovered her housemate could hear her using her Magic Wand vibrator when she didn't announce a food delivery arrived. She told her she could tell she was busy and didn't want to disturb her. Now she's avoiding eye contact with the housemate.
It's somewhat weird watching an old TV show or movie and realizing that even the youngest member of the cast is probably dead now.
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's somewhat weird watching an old TV show or movie and realizing that even the youngest member of the cast is probably dead now.
When I worked in the Walmart layaway department in the late 80s, one of the most common layaway items was a set of 4 tires. Customers would pay them off over the next 90 days, then have them installed. Our Walmart store got a lot of layaway tire business.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When I worked in the Walmart layaway department in the late 80s, one of the most common layaway items was a set of 4 tires. Customers would pay them off over the next 90 days, then have them installed. Our Walmart store got a lot of layaway tire business.
No, I can't tell you if another employee is off for the rest of the day, off tomorrow, or off for the rest of the week. That's their private schedule information. They can disclose it themselves, but I can't disclose it for them. You're welcome to leave a message.
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
No, I can't tell you if another employee is off for the rest of the day, off tomorrow, or off for the rest of the week. That's their private schedule information. They can disclose it themselves, but I can't disclose it for them. You're welcome to leave a message.
I apparently never finished S04 of "Stranger Things." I'm trying to remember what was going on in July 2022, since I saw all but the last episode.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I apparently never finished S04 of "Stranger Things." I'm trying to remember what was going on in July 2022, since I saw all but the last episode.
My son says his aunt gave him a whole pie to take home. His only problem is that he really wanted the leftover cake.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My son says his aunt gave him a whole pie to take home. His only problem is that he really wanted the leftover cake.
There's a rule that you can clean 99.99% of a space, and someone who didn't see what it looked like before the cleaning will point out what you missed.
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
There's a rule that you can clean 99.99% of a space, and someone who didn't see what it looked like before the cleaning will point out what you missed.
"Wait for the Black Friday sale!" they said. "They always offer a 50% coupon code for Black Friday!" they said. I waited, and there's no 50% coupon code. It would seem this is the first year they haven't offered one.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Wait for the Black Friday sale!" they said. "They always offer a 50% coupon code for Black Friday!" they said. I waited, and there's no 50% coupon code. It would seem this is the first year they haven't offered one.
One of the litmus tests I've been noticing with news reporters, politicians, and other talking heads, is how they pronounce "Nvidia." When pronounced correctly, it's a fistbump for my fellow geek. When mispronounced, it's an indictment of posing as an expert.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
One of the litmus tests I've been noticing with news reporters, politicians, and other talking heads, is how they pronounce "Nvidia." When pronounced correctly, it's a fistbump for my fellow geek. When mispronounced, it's an indictment of posing as an expert.
I related the story of how I was propositioned by a woman who was in her 70s back when I was in my early 20s. The reaction was the complete opposite of what would have happened if the genders had been reversed. Society doesn't even see the "dirty old woman" as a concept.
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I related the story of how I was propositioned by a woman who was in her 70s back when I was in my early 20s. The reaction was the complete opposite of what would have happened if the genders had been reversed. Society doesn't even see the "dirty old woman" as a concept.
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
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I wanted to watch a YouTube video about a cult classic sci-fi movie from 1977 and it was Ai slop comprised of about 2 dozen clips and stills from the movie and a text-to-speech voiceover. In 4 days they have 70K views.. Ugh.
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I wanted to watch a YouTube video about a cult classic sci-fi movie from 1977 and it was Ai slop comprised of about 2 dozen clips and stills from the movie and a text-to-speech voiceover. In 4 days they have 70K views.. Ugh.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
A former coworker finally came out of the closet. I told her I knew she was gay 15 years ago when we worked together, as did the rest of the department.
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A former coworker finally came out of the closet. I told her I knew she was gay 15 years ago when we worked together, as did the rest of the department.
I'm pleased with what they did for "Gen V" this season. I was worried when they had to reconfigure the story after Chance Perdomo's tragic death, but they made his character relevant even though he wasn't there. The cameos from "The Boys" also hit the right notes without coming off as gratuitous.
October 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I'm pleased with what they did for "Gen V" this season. I was worried when they had to reconfigure the story after Chance Perdomo's tragic death, but they made his character relevant even though he wasn't there. The cameos from "The Boys" also hit the right notes without coming off as gratuitous.
For some people, there is no social function of TV viewing. They don't talk about shows they watch. They don't participate in any fandom surrounding shows they watch. They don't write or read about shows they watch. Watching TV is a passive event for them.
I don't understand these people.
I don't understand these people.
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
For some people, there is no social function of TV viewing. They don't talk about shows they watch. They don't participate in any fandom surrounding shows they watch. They don't write or read about shows they watch. Watching TV is a passive event for them.
I don't understand these people.
I don't understand these people.
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Sounds like Republicans ought to get all the Republicans who form the Republican majorities in the Republican-led House and the Republican-led Senate together to pass the budget that Republicans wrote with the Republican White House and that Republicans now insist absolutely must be passed.
Sean Duffy says the safety of the air traffic control system will start being impacted next Sunday if the shutdown continues
October 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sounds like Republicans ought to get all the Republicans who form the Republican majorities in the Republican-led House and the Republican-led Senate together to pass the budget that Republicans wrote with the Republican White House and that Republicans now insist absolutely must be passed.
I was wondering if a coworker was flirting with me and she decided to shoot her shot and eliminate all doubt. The only downside is that she's technically young enough to be my daughter, if I had started early.
October 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I was wondering if a coworker was flirting with me and she decided to shoot her shot and eliminate all doubt. The only downside is that she's technically young enough to be my daughter, if I had started early.
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They found 38 unmarked graves of Indigenous children at Immaculate Conception Mission in South Dakota and it didn't make the news outside of Indian Country.
September 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They found 38 unmarked graves of Indigenous children at Immaculate Conception Mission in South Dakota and it didn't make the news outside of Indian Country.
The time to call the person waiting for you is before you're late, not after. When you call after you're late, they already know you're late. Call as soon as you know you will be late. If it's a 30-minute drive and you have 10 minutes to get there, you will be late. Let them know.
September 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The time to call the person waiting for you is before you're late, not after. When you call after you're late, they already know you're late. Call as soon as you know you will be late. If it's a 30-minute drive and you have 10 minutes to get there, you will be late. Let them know.