buttmachine
@dj-buttmachine.bsky.social
Amateur DJ/mashup maker with a penchant for Japanese music and a liking for things sonically silly. Check my Youtube for mashups/sets.
youtube.com/@dj_buttmachine
youtube.com/@dj_buttmachine
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I hate sites that reject passwords and make you enter some email code every time you want to log in.
like I stroll up, enter the password from my password manager, and a jester jumps out and yells:
PASSWORDS ARE TOO INSECURE FOR THEE
TO PROCEED ENTER MY EMAIL CODES THREE
like I stroll up, enter the password from my password manager, and a jester jumps out and yells:
PASSWORDS ARE TOO INSECURE FOR THEE
TO PROCEED ENTER MY EMAIL CODES THREE
December 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I hate sites that reject passwords and make you enter some email code every time you want to log in.
like I stroll up, enter the password from my password manager, and a jester jumps out and yells:
PASSWORDS ARE TOO INSECURE FOR THEE
TO PROCEED ENTER MY EMAIL CODES THREE
like I stroll up, enter the password from my password manager, and a jester jumps out and yells:
PASSWORDS ARE TOO INSECURE FOR THEE
TO PROCEED ENTER MY EMAIL CODES THREE
It feels wild to actually be able to play a full version of Rhythm Doctor now.
Been waiting since the Steam Greenlight in 2017 but haven't played it at all since the first actual Steam release so time for my delayed gratification.
Been waiting since the Steam Greenlight in 2017 but haven't played it at all since the first actual Steam release so time for my delayed gratification.
December 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It feels wild to actually be able to play a full version of Rhythm Doctor now.
Been waiting since the Steam Greenlight in 2017 but haven't played it at all since the first actual Steam release so time for my delayed gratification.
Been waiting since the Steam Greenlight in 2017 but haven't played it at all since the first actual Steam release so time for my delayed gratification.
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
got a ticket to see Weird Al
fuck yeah
fuck yeah
August 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
got a ticket to see Weird Al
fuck yeah
fuck yeah
went to a musical festival recently and saw Cascada
it turns out I can sing along to almost any Cascada song in full
this is a great discovery
it turns out I can sing along to almost any Cascada song in full
this is a great discovery
July 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
went to a musical festival recently and saw Cascada
it turns out I can sing along to almost any Cascada song in full
this is a great discovery
it turns out I can sing along to almost any Cascada song in full
this is a great discovery
holy shit the #StopKillingGames petition for the EU is at 83% after stalling for ages in the 30s
eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
my hope and my faith in the power that is ROSS'S GAME DUNGEON are restored
also, looking forward to Game Dungeon episodes going back to a normal pace afterwards
eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
my hope and my faith in the power that is ROSS'S GAME DUNGEON are restored
also, looking forward to Game Dungeon episodes going back to a normal pace afterwards
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
eci.ec.europa.eu
July 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
holy shit the #StopKillingGames petition for the EU is at 83% after stalling for ages in the 30s
eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
my hope and my faith in the power that is ROSS'S GAME DUNGEON are restored
also, looking forward to Game Dungeon episodes going back to a normal pace afterwards
eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
my hope and my faith in the power that is ROSS'S GAME DUNGEON are restored
also, looking forward to Game Dungeon episodes going back to a normal pace afterwards
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvjg...
Born too early for a US war in the Middle East.
Born too late for a US war in the Middle East.
Born just in time for a US war in the Middle East.
Born too early for a US war in the Middle East.
Born too late for a US war in the Middle East.
Born just in time for a US war in the Middle East.
Are we going to war with Iran today?
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
www.youtube.com
June 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvjg...
Born too early for a US war in the Middle East.
Born too late for a US war in the Middle East.
Born just in time for a US war in the Middle East.
Born too early for a US war in the Middle East.
Born too late for a US war in the Middle East.
Born just in time for a US war in the Middle East.
I was so excited for the new Shadowverse launch and now it's going up in flames and they've seemingly gone from one of the most f2p-friendly TCGs on the market to whale simulator 2025
what the fuck Cygames
what the fuck Cygames
June 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I was so excited for the new Shadowverse launch and now it's going up in flames and they've seemingly gone from one of the most f2p-friendly TCGs on the market to whale simulator 2025
what the fuck Cygames
what the fuck Cygames
Took back by the new Psynwav album that came out this week, listened to it yesterday and it's amazing. Loving these mashups.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAW8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAW8...
Musical Transients (Full Album)
YouTube video by Psynwav
www.youtube.com
June 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Took back by the new Psynwav album that came out this week, listened to it yesterday and it's amazing. Loving these mashups.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAW8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAW8...
Finally got around to jailbreaking a 3DS
time to play through the Professor Layton games like I'm 12 again
am hype
time to play through the Professor Layton games like I'm 12 again
am hype
June 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Finally got around to jailbreaking a 3DS
time to play through the Professor Layton games like I'm 12 again
am hype
time to play through the Professor Layton games like I'm 12 again
am hype
my job title has been upgraded to another set of hieroglyphs that you need an org chart to understand and I technically got a tiny raise although mostly it was switching my bonus into my salary
but hey my job responsibilities are exactly the same so I'll take any promotion, whoo
but hey my job responsibilities are exactly the same so I'll take any promotion, whoo
May 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
my job title has been upgraded to another set of hieroglyphs that you need an org chart to understand and I technically got a tiny raise although mostly it was switching my bonus into my salary
but hey my job responsibilities are exactly the same so I'll take any promotion, whoo
but hey my job responsibilities are exactly the same so I'll take any promotion, whoo
Can't wait for another busy morning of being stuck in a four-hour planning meeting I really only need to be in 20 minutes of while trying to get work done. (and then at some point just reading kaiju manga during it instead)
May 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Can't wait for another busy morning of being stuck in a four-hour planning meeting I really only need to be in 20 minutes of while trying to get work done. (and then at some point just reading kaiju manga during it instead)
Finished The Demon-Haunted World recently, a few decades old but a very prescient book, in the sense that it seems to be depressingly accurate in many points. Definitely worth a read, gave me a lot of fun ideas about how psuedoscience could manifest in fantasy settings too.
April 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Finished The Demon-Haunted World recently, a few decades old but a very prescient book, in the sense that it seems to be depressingly accurate in many points. Definitely worth a read, gave me a lot of fun ideas about how psuedoscience could manifest in fantasy settings too.
Just got a Baiser nendo today. Hopefully she can make good friends with my Shami and not do unspeakable things to Momo.
April 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just got a Baiser nendo today. Hopefully she can make good friends with my Shami and not do unspeakable things to Momo.
I have talked to a council of my figs and fumos and come to an agreement that a Japanese tariff of 24% is "fucking bullshit" and will affect their growth rate noticeably.
Time to put together a Mandarake order before it's announced that all the tariffs were lies with source: my ass again.
Time to put together a Mandarake order before it's announced that all the tariffs were lies with source: my ass again.
April 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I have talked to a council of my figs and fumos and come to an agreement that a Japanese tariff of 24% is "fucking bullshit" and will affect their growth rate noticeably.
Time to put together a Mandarake order before it's announced that all the tariffs were lies with source: my ass again.
Time to put together a Mandarake order before it's announced that all the tariffs were lies with source: my ass again.
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Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
March 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
At this point my isekai wish fulfillment fantasy of choice is just:
REBORN IN A WORLD WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE AN HOUR EACH WAY TO WORK THREE DAYS A WEEK SO I CAN TAKE CALLS WITH PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT STATES WHO ARE ALSO DRIVING AN HOUR TO WORK THREE DAYS A WEEK
REBORN IN A WORLD WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE AN HOUR EACH WAY TO WORK THREE DAYS A WEEK SO I CAN TAKE CALLS WITH PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT STATES WHO ARE ALSO DRIVING AN HOUR TO WORK THREE DAYS A WEEK
March 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
At this point my isekai wish fulfillment fantasy of choice is just:
REBORN IN A WORLD WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE AN HOUR EACH WAY TO WORK THREE DAYS A WEEK SO I CAN TAKE CALLS WITH PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT STATES WHO ARE ALSO DRIVING AN HOUR TO WORK THREE DAYS A WEEK
REBORN IN A WORLD WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO DRIVE AN HOUR EACH WAY TO WORK THREE DAYS A WEEK SO I CAN TAKE CALLS WITH PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT STATES WHO ARE ALSO DRIVING AN HOUR TO WORK THREE DAYS A WEEK
Every time I read a Kazuo Umezu manga it feels like I just had surgery and am having some weird painkiller dream as I float in and out of consciousness.
This is not a bad thing, it all has very powerful b-movie horror energy.
This is not a bad thing, it all has very powerful b-movie horror energy.
March 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Every time I read a Kazuo Umezu manga it feels like I just had surgery and am having some weird painkiller dream as I float in and out of consciousness.
This is not a bad thing, it all has very powerful b-movie horror energy.
This is not a bad thing, it all has very powerful b-movie horror energy.
Have my Mikuday set uploaded, check it out if you want a dose of (mostly) Metal miku! The event was a lot of fun, tons of great sets. (and lots of timely Tetos)
youtu.be/dt-nDgSMrtI
youtu.be/dt-nDgSMrtI
Metal Miku Mix for Mikuday
YouTube video by DJ buttmachine
youtu.be
March 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Have my Mikuday set uploaded, check it out if you want a dose of (mostly) Metal miku! The event was a lot of fun, tons of great sets. (and lots of timely Tetos)
youtu.be/dt-nDgSMrtI
youtu.be/dt-nDgSMrtI
I think there's no hand gesture I can make at someone from my car that would make them LESS annoyed if I accidentally annoy them while driving.
Just trust that I would've let you go first when we both simultaneously start going through a four-way stop because a thumbs up will not assuage your anger.
Just trust that I would've let you go first when we both simultaneously start going through a four-way stop because a thumbs up will not assuage your anger.
March 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I think there's no hand gesture I can make at someone from my car that would make them LESS annoyed if I accidentally annoy them while driving.
Just trust that I would've let you go first when we both simultaneously start going through a four-way stop because a thumbs up will not assuage your anger.
Just trust that I would've let you go first when we both simultaneously start going through a four-way stop because a thumbs up will not assuage your anger.
Excited to be playing some Miku music in a @anisonhijack.bsky.social event in a couple of weeks.
miku da yoooo
miku da yoooo
February 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Excited to be playing some Miku music in a @anisonhijack.bsky.social event in a couple of weeks.
miku da yoooo
miku da yoooo
The Mad Breaks shirt I bought just arrived, whoo! Even got some goodies with it.
Now I just need to wait for a show I can wear it to to roll around.
Now I just need to wait for a show I can wear it to to roll around.
February 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The Mad Breaks shirt I bought just arrived, whoo! Even got some goodies with it.
Now I just need to wait for a show I can wear it to to roll around.
Now I just need to wait for a show I can wear it to to roll around.
The other day I started putting together a spreadsheet for all my weird printed media like magazines, self-published comics, anime guides, etc. that isn't tracked elsewhere.
I have now released it will takes ages but am too dumb to turn back.
whoops
I have now released it will takes ages but am too dumb to turn back.
whoops
February 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The other day I started putting together a spreadsheet for all my weird printed media like magazines, self-published comics, anime guides, etc. that isn't tracked elsewhere.
I have now released it will takes ages but am too dumb to turn back.
whoops
I have now released it will takes ages but am too dumb to turn back.
whoops
I got off my ass and made my annual bad mashup.
In honor of the legendary LMFAO, who gave us a second album directly apologizing for the first and then just left.
youtu.be/qSPKN3BF3Ic
In honor of the legendary LMFAO, who gave us a second album directly apologizing for the first and then just left.
youtu.be/qSPKN3BF3Ic
Mashup Rock Anthem
YouTube video by DJ buttmachine
youtu.be
February 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I got off my ass and made my annual bad mashup.
In honor of the legendary LMFAO, who gave us a second album directly apologizing for the first and then just left.
youtu.be/qSPKN3BF3Ic
In honor of the legendary LMFAO, who gave us a second album directly apologizing for the first and then just left.
youtu.be/qSPKN3BF3Ic