JΛMIΞ
@djmcgoven.bsky.social
Born in Mumbambu. 40 and feeling old. Birds are not real. Neutral Good. Pansexual. Complainer. Grateful. Gamer. Socially Awkward. INTJ. Probably somewhere yawning.
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JΛMIΞ
@djmcgoven.bsky.social
· May 19
I just asked DeepSeek about the Grok situation. DeepSeek basically called Grok a little bitch.*
*My interpretation.
*My interpretation.
I think I'm mean to people. But also I'm not mean enough. Such is life 😂
January 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I think I'm mean to people. But also I'm not mean enough. Such is life 😂
My ex told me he's got a boyfriend now.
I respectfully asked him why he didn't find a boyfriend with a car? 🙄
I respectfully asked him why he didn't find a boyfriend with a car? 🙄
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
My ex told me he's got a boyfriend now.
I respectfully asked him why he didn't find a boyfriend with a car? 🙄
I respectfully asked him why he didn't find a boyfriend with a car? 🙄
When a dude I've have been trying to avoid jumps back in my dms trying to holla again.
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media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
When a dude I've have been trying to avoid jumps back in my dms trying to holla again.
Like, think about it. We grew up watching a cross-dressing, satanic lobster with the goal of destroying a set of triplet young girls with superpowers.
January 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Like, think about it. We grew up watching a cross-dressing, satanic lobster with the goal of destroying a set of triplet young girls with superpowers.
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“We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch
Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors
WASHINGTON—Saying the sumptuous gift should slake the administration’s thirst for the next few months, Fox News sent President Donald Trump its quarterly tithe of three blond anchors, White House sour...
theonion.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch
I know what I'm not going to be doing, and that is stressing out about what I eat. Life is stressful enough.
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I know what I'm not going to be doing, and that is stressing out about what I eat. Life is stressful enough.
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I wanna say, today has been extremely exhausting. From back to back meetings, to an afternoon of neighbor drama, to an evening of family drama. I guess I'm going to bed early lol. I need beauty sleep. 😴
January 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I wanna say, today has been extremely exhausting. From back to back meetings, to an afternoon of neighbor drama, to an evening of family drama. I guess I'm going to bed early lol. I need beauty sleep. 😴
Burning bridges light my way.
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Burning bridges light my way.
Got some writing done, and realized it's after 8 and I haven't eaten. Ugh.
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Got some writing done, and realized it's after 8 and I haven't eaten. Ugh.
At $500k, I expect a sound engineer to go to the bottom of Atlantis to sample Poseidon's pitchfork.
January 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
At $500k, I expect a sound engineer to go to the bottom of Atlantis to sample Poseidon's pitchfork.
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Fruit by the foot is still being sold? 😳
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Fruit by the foot is still being sold? 😳
We, as a society, need to stop classifying chicken fingers as kids' menu food. It's time.
January 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
We, as a society, need to stop classifying chicken fingers as kids' menu food. It's time.
My therapist told me to think about a word to represent 2026. I thought about it and I've settled on, "Faith".
Both in terms of trust in life and trust in religion. Not thinking of organized religion but something more personal. The world is horrible but I feel like I'm losing myself to the chaos.
Both in terms of trust in life and trust in religion. Not thinking of organized religion but something more personal. The world is horrible but I feel like I'm losing myself to the chaos.
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
My therapist told me to think about a word to represent 2026. I thought about it and I've settled on, "Faith".
Both in terms of trust in life and trust in religion. Not thinking of organized religion but something more personal. The world is horrible but I feel like I'm losing myself to the chaos.
Both in terms of trust in life and trust in religion. Not thinking of organized religion but something more personal. The world is horrible but I feel like I'm losing myself to the chaos.
All this fuss over nothing
Reinventing the wheel
All this searching for something that's not real.
Reinventing the wheel
All this searching for something that's not real.
December 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
All this fuss over nothing
Reinventing the wheel
All this searching for something that's not real.
Reinventing the wheel
All this searching for something that's not real.
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If ai bros start flooding bsky the best thing to do is not respond to their posts. Just block. I've learned it's pointless to debate them.
The best thing to do is suffocate them by ignoring.
They are lazy and want instant gratification that's why they use ai..don't give the satisfaction.
The best thing to do is suffocate them by ignoring.
They are lazy and want instant gratification that's why they use ai..don't give the satisfaction.
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
If ai bros start flooding bsky the best thing to do is not respond to their posts. Just block. I've learned it's pointless to debate them.
The best thing to do is suffocate them by ignoring.
They are lazy and want instant gratification that's why they use ai..don't give the satisfaction.
The best thing to do is suffocate them by ignoring.
They are lazy and want instant gratification that's why they use ai..don't give the satisfaction.
Didn't get much sleep last night, so I'm going to lie down now. And put some Saosin on in my headphones.
When I tell you, this shit about to keep me up another night 😂
But yeah, Saosin used to bump back in the day.
When I tell you, this shit about to keep me up another night 😂
But yeah, Saosin used to bump back in the day.
December 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Didn't get much sleep last night, so I'm going to lie down now. And put some Saosin on in my headphones.
When I tell you, this shit about to keep me up another night 😂
But yeah, Saosin used to bump back in the day.
When I tell you, this shit about to keep me up another night 😂
But yeah, Saosin used to bump back in the day.
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December 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Do geese also get goose bumps when they're cold?
December 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Do geese also get goose bumps when they're cold?
My upstairs neighbor is a clown.
December 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My upstairs neighbor is a clown.
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Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit
I find it funny that ChatGPT acknowledged (on its own, mind you) that church kids are "rarely clean."
December 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I find it funny that ChatGPT acknowledged (on its own, mind you) that church kids are "rarely clean."