Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.

Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview

Daulton Varsho has done what no left-handed hitter could do against Blake Snell this year 😳

(via: x/MLBStats)

I’ve decided that people are still on Twitter because every thing you post there gets 5 times the number of likes you get here because no one is real on Twitter

That Barger blast was the FIRST PINCH-HIT GRAND SLAM IN WORLD SERIES HISTORY.

#HolyCrap #Bluejays

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:

- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut