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Delphine Luneau
@dluneau.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ I'm the trans rights activist that they warned you about

Deputy Director of Communications at the Human Rights Campaign.

Previously spent 20+ years impersonating a journalist. I have thoughts about the news
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So Holmes and Watson were just good friends and roommates, you say?
Text from the Wikipedia article on Sherlock Holmes, excerpted from one of the stories by Arthur Conan Doyle: "It was worth a wound; it was worth many wounds; to know the depth of loyalty and love which lay behind that cold mask. The clear, hard eyes were dimmed for a moment, and the firm lips were shaking. For the one and only time I caught a glimpse of a great heart as well as of a great brain. All my years of humble but single-minded service culminated in that moment of revelation."
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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this cosplaying, wannabe badass basically said "execute order 66"

playing games with lives like human beings are disposable.

this is an impeachable offense. this is criminal.

I'm disgusted and ashamed.
A Washington Post breaking news alert reads: "Hegseth gave a verbal order to kill everybody in first Caribbean boat strike, officials say As two men clung to a stricken, burning ship targeted by SEAL Team 6, the Joint Special Operations commander followed the defense secretary’s order to leave no survivors."
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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it's good when your ceiling does this, right? This is what you want I presume?
A photo of one corner of a room, with a white exterior door, a cardboard box that once held a piece of furniture, and white walls and ceiling. In the middle of the ceiling is an odd downward bulge. Close up inspection has revealed that this bulge is full of water. This is not how I prefer water to arrive inside my home.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Gotta go with the famous Dirt Dogs from New Way Lunch in Glens Falls, NY

This is cuisine, this is gourmet, this is humanity's highest achievement
two gory looking wrecks of hot dogs, just completely messy with meat sauce, mustard and diced onions, it looks like someone added the toppings from across the room during a hurricane. Looking at this image too long will give you heartburn
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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In case you're wondering how much more cursed this storyline can get, here's Olbermann talking about his dating history:
He says he had three dates with conservative Fox News host Laura Ingraham in 1997, and dated Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema in 2010-11 when she was a state representative.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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New profile pic.
A very grainy nighttime photo of a white woman smiling
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Aww I can't believe I got blocked just for offering some gentle advice to the author of this brilliant post
A post from an account calling itself Jessica Valencia offers some vague pablum about investing alongside a photo clearly labeled as being Michelle Niziol
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Something kinda like this but with the door shut, probably
a tiny wooden door with elaborate hinges is slightly ajar. The vertical slats of the door are not perfectly symmetrical, with a couple tapering almost to a point. There's a little doorknob on the right. The door frame is rough cut wood. The ground and background are some sort of blurry but lush greenery. Image came from https://www.etsy.com/listing/1008288522/bronze-finish-medieval-strap-hinge-set
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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idk why "LGBTQ biathletes" cracks me up, but it does
A Wikipedia header says 'Category:LGBTQ biathletes'
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Live footage of Cuomo begging Zohran for one more election, just one more chance man, just one more election, I know I can win if you give me another chance
an image of Andrew Cuomo walking outdoors with a blanket over his shoulder, drinking from a bottle while also on the phone
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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breaking news: the people who currently hold all the levers of power and who gleefully brag about misusing those levers of power actually seen as responsible for misusing the levers of power
Screenshot from a Washington Post breaking news email with the headline: "Americans blame Trump and the GOP more than Democrats for the government shutdown, Post-ABC-Ipsos poll finds"
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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improvised meal with what I had around, egg noodles, tomato paste, chicken breast, various herbs and whatnot. It's halfway decent

I paid like $30 at an airport restaurant the other day for something that was approximately the same quality
a blue plastic bowl holds a pasta and red sauce dish, with a fork sticking out to indicate that consumption of the meal has already begun
October 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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no tom, I won't have your babies, not interested
A screenshot of a notification that says "Tom Cruise followed you" with an image of the famous scientologist trying to look thoughtful
October 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I carved this pumpkin 6 years ago and yet it still captures the current zeitgeist
A carved pumpkin has a very simple face, two circles for eyes, one much bigger than the other. The nose is long and narrow vertically and the mouth is long and narrow horizontally. The effect is a face that conveys incredulity and/or discombobulation, aka, it me
October 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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If you’re at the Supreme Court this morning, swing by and say hi! There’s a bunch of us here from HRC
Me at the Supreme Court wearing sunglasses because the sun is way too bright
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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😳
an empty office chair next to a computer desk
September 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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hey everyone it's ok now, elon is following me so he must have turned over a new leaf on trans rights and fascism and all that
a very real and completely authentic account labeled "elonmusk" with the handle @ceoofteslamotor13 and a rocket for a pfp is following me here on BlueSky, I feel so important
September 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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the meme of the cartoon character, hands on her hips, saying "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
August 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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‘Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.’

– Ghislaine Maxwell
A CNN breaking news email: News Alert: Justice Department releases transcripts from Ghislaine Maxwell’s interview The Justice Department has released a transcript of the interview that Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche conducted with Ghislaine Maxwell. “In the interest of transparency, @TheJusticeDept is releasing the complete transcript and audio of my proffer of Ms. Maxwell. The transcript and audio are linked below,” Blanche said on X. CNN is reviewing the transcript now.
August 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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like his head was just extruded through his shirt collar, a la Tony Shalhoub's character in Men in Back
the character from Men in Black who can regrow his head if he loses it. In this image his noggin is ver ver small, but his ears are normal size, and he looks a touch annoyed
August 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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why is this photo disturbing to me???
Doug Burgummmmm
July 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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From NWS PACIFIC TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER HONOLULU: A TSUNAMI HAS BEEN GENERATED THAT COULD CAUSE DAMAGE ALONG COASTLINES OF ALL ISLANDS IN THE STATE OF HAWAII. URGENT ACTION SHOULD BE TAKEN TO PROTECT LIVES AND PROPERTY.
July 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I'm just relaxing at the end of a long week but these folks decided they had to get out on the water. I respect their enthusiasm!
As seen from a 4th floor balcony, group of catamarans slide past on the canal that runs by the Waikiki neighborhood of Honolulu
July 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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every moment as a journalist in the social media era, I feared I'd have a day where I published something so dire that it got a reaction like this
The data on a skeet from today shows 3 reposts, 305 quotes, 8 likes and 308 reskeets
July 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Where I'm headed! ☀️😎
A 10 day forecast for Honolulu showing highs every day in the low 80s and lows in the 70s, with a few showers each day but mostly sunny. Also the air quality says "good"
July 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM