The quote is just garden variety stoned college kid thoughts

Actually must be someone you blocked already because I was able to see it. Before I blocked them.

don’t want
don’t

I volunteer for the very creaky chair, I can handle it

haven't we wednesday'd enough already? day feels pretty played out to me

I mean, cardigan lyfe 4ever, but also, you're heckin' cool and a sheer delight to know! 💜

I knew someone who was long-term/permanently disabled, & the hoops she had to jump through to prove her disability were ruining what little quality of life she had left

effectively her full-time job was going to doctor appointments to try to prove she was trying to get better so she'd get benefits

this is like the polar opposite of turn on, tune in, drop out

you know what they say about someone who attracts amazing people to her ...

this is my religion now.

"in fact, he never sleeps, he's been awake continuously since 1972, that's how he gets so much done on behalf of Saudi princ-- err, I mean, on behalf of Vladimir-- no wait-- that is -- ah heck, you know what lie I was meaning to use, just print that"

"in fact, he never sleeps, he's been awake continuously since 1972, that's how he gets so much done on behalf of Saudi princ-- err, I mean, on behalf of Vladimir-- no wait-- that is -- ah heck, you know what lie I was meaning to use, just print that"

that whole trilogy of releases really worked for me

the advantage of these questions is that they're extremely easy to answer if he has a good answer, but difficult if he doesn't. And no matter whether he answers or evades, that says something newsworthy

lesbian acquaintance: you date men?
me: yes.
her: why?
me: because I like men
her: but you're bisexual?
me: yes.
her: so I say again, why?
me: because I *like men*

"Mister Speaker, how often are you briefed on the top news of the day? Does your staff keep you apprised of major developments?"

yeah sometimes it's just one weird oddball thought that just spat out of who knows where

imagine you're a real actual journalist and you hear just Nuzzi's side of this convo. You're gonna have questions.

I think it helps that I use moisturizers now that I'm no longer a horrid sweatbeast